wtf Wednesday

Jdismybug1 · May 2013

Please put them here.

wtf self why did u wake up late again?? And why do u not care as much anymore about running late?

Spapeggy · May 2013

Wtf boobs?! I'm so ready for you to regulate and not be engorged every hour and a half. Wtf feet why are you still swollen?!? I'm only 6 days pp but I'm ready to feel more normal

FrickandFrack · May 2013

WTF SIL and BIL. Why do you have to come on our next beach vacation and ruin everything. Just stay home like every other year.

FrickandFrack · May 2013

Also, WTF back. Stop f'ucking hurting and making it hard to move.

kj07 · May 2013

WTF DS

For the love of all that is good and holy, please please please sleep through the night. You are not a newborn. Stop acting like one.

acaudill75 · May 2013

krptcmschfmkr128:

WTF
Spapeggy:
, why not baby pics?

WTF weather? Jump from nice 70s straight to 90 and humid with major fog this morning that you couldn't see through? Thaaaanks.

You can have the nasty rain and humidity down here.

acaudill75 · May 2013

WTF people???

DDs are TWO YEARS APART. Why do you keep asking me if they are twins?? DD2 is obviously younger than DD1. Oh, and no, they are not boy/girl twins, as evidenced by the earrings and the long hair in pony tails on both.

I know they look like A LOT alike, but come on!

acaudill75 · May 2013

krptcmschfmkr128:
acaudill75:
krptcmschfmkr128:

WTF
Spapeggy:
, why not baby pics?

WTF weather? Jump from nice 70s straight to 90 and humid with major fog this morning that you couldn't see through? Thaaaanks.

You can have the nasty rain and humidity down here.

Oh, don't worry, it happens up here, we just normally have somewhat of a lead into it, not an instant slap in the face.

A nice, wet slap in the face to start your morning.

Spapeggy · May 2013

krptcmschfmkr128:
WTF
Spapeggy:
, why not baby pics?
 
 
WTF weather? Jump from nice 70s straight to 90 and humid with major fog this morning that you couldn't see through? Thaaaanks.

Ill post pics today : I mobile bump but ill make it happen:

Nita2603 · May 2013

WTF, mailman? Why do you only do your job when you feel like it? Which excludes Mondays, Fridays, rain, hot or humid weather and days after long weekends. And sometimes snow. I mean, nobody in our street gets mail on those days. WTF?!

CindyRelluh · May 2013

Wtf FedEx guy?! Every other day you drop stuff off after noon, but the one day I'm finally sleeping soundly you ring my doorbell twice before 9 am!!

Which leads me into my second one: wtf assswipe that tried spending 650 at Walmart on mh debit card?! Because of you DH had to get a new one sent to the house, and the FedEx guy woke me up!! Be glad I don't know who you are, because you'd feel the 9 months pregnant wrath.

RondackHiker · May 2013

Nita2603:
WTF, mailman? Why do you only do your job when you feel like it? Which excludes Mondays, Fridays, rain, hot or humid weather and days after long weekends. And sometimes snow. I mean, nobody in our street gets mail on those days. WTF?!

Have you called the postal service about this?

littlestjerry · May 2013

kfrix13:
WTF SIL and BIL. Why do you have to come on our next beach vacation and ruin everything. Just stay home like every other year.

I'm pretty sure I could only go on vacation with my parents and even they make me crazy. The thought of vacationing with my in-laws makes my head spin.

solemnlyswear · May 2013

WTF DH, thanks for breaking a glass in the laundry room. Making me run the vacuum first thing in the morning and waking DS and making yourself late for work. No quiet time for me this morning.

acaudill75 · May 2013

ItsAllGravy7:
acaudill75:

WTF people???

DDs are TWO YEARS APART. Why do you keep asking me if they are twins?? DD2 is obviously younger than DD1. Oh, and no, they are not boy/girl twins, as evidenced by the earrings and the long hair in pony tails on both.

I know they look like A LOT alike, but come on!

We get the twin question literally everywhere we go. In all fairness they look a lot like twins and Charlie is close to Brady in size but I don't understand why people sound disappointed when I say they're not twins...like they REALLY wanted me to have twins, wtf?

Your boys are closer in age. DD1 is a big three year old with long hair, and DD2 is a 14 month old (although big herself), with much shorter hair. There is at least an 8 inch height difference between them. I can almost forgive the twin thing, but then they ask if they are boy girl, when CLEARLY they are both girls, with earrings and pink dresses and dolls and sh*t.

I might just start saying yes, they are boy girl twins. Like when I was 9 months pregnant and someone asked me if I was pregnant, and I said, "No, I'm not." and walked away.

People are straight up stupid.

turnthepaige · May 2013

WTF DH, why do you have to biitch at me about not making you dinner when I am at the doctors office with our sick son and haven't even been home yet? Surely, at the age of 41 you are capable of finding yourself something to eat. Angry

mamaZbo · May 2013

WTF chin hair, you were not there this morning, but now that I've found you I will be fixated on you the rest of the day, totally thinking that everyone I talk to is looking right at you.

WTF mosquitoes, leave DD alone. People are going to think I abuse her since this is the second time her eye has been swollen shut this month.

LuckyDad · May 2013

WTF, DS and your hunger strike? You used to eat everything. You don't need to shriek and cry when I try to feed you yogurt. If you're teething, you need to hurry up and finish and get back to normal.

LuckyDad · May 2013

AshPal61:
WTF boss, why must you walk past my desk every time I pick up my cell phone to check it. (which isn't often)

I have the worst timing, possible today.

I'm also WTF-ing a chin hair over here. I plucked those jerks last week and all of a sudden today they're back with a vengence. I feel like everyone can see them.

I'm lucky I work someplace that checking your cell phone isn't really considered slacking off.

I have a mild unibrow if I don't pluck, and seriously hate it when I miss a hair and am walking around at work all day like that. I really just need to buy a tweezer/nail clippers to keep at my desk at work. WTF, self? Why U No remember to spend $4 on simple personal appearance tools?

Nita2603 · May 2013

RondackHiker:
Nita2603:
WTF, mailman? Why do you only do your job when you feel like it? Which excludes Mondays, Fridays, rain, hot or humid weather and days after long weekends. And sometimes snow. I mean, nobody in our street gets mail on those days. WTF?!

Have you called the postal service about this?

Twice. Nothing has happened. And I know several neighbors have as well.

Lilywildcat · May 2013

WTF dentist? Your dental assistant is supposed to have her baby soon and you haven't hired her replacement yet? So now you're canceling all appointments because she is having early labour pains. On top of it, you are changing to your summer hours and closing on Saturdays, the only day I can make it, and only going back to regular hours in November. WTF!

ReeseFox · May 2013

WTF DD1's biodad,
How did you not know you needed to sign her up to participate in the end of year performance for gymnastics? This is the activity that YOU signed her up for and YOU are supposed to be keeping up with this stuff. You better hope it's not too late. I only checked the website to find out when the damn thing is. You're lucky I had the forethought to ask you about it.

Also, where TF do you get off criticizing my kid's clothes? She was in tears when you dropped her off last night because of you. When you start buying her flucking clothes then you can have an opinion about the length of her shorts. Assshole.

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