embarrassing pregnancy-related moments.

homebird · May 2013

List yours so I feel better.

1. Today, I was giving a presentation at work and I totally burped in the middle of a sentence. And it wasn't a quiet little burp either. I was mortified, but now I can't stop laughing every time I think about it, lol. I am NOT a burper, third trimester is KILLING me.

2. My sister made me laugh last week and I peed myself.

MrsBarron90 · May 2013

Sunday I was waking and a huge bird flew out of a bush I was beside. Needless to say I peed. Alot. DH thought it was the funniest thing he's ever seen. Unfortunately we were at a friends house so we left asap.

alegaga4u · May 2013

MrsBarron90:
Sunday I was waking and a huge bird flew out of a bush I was beside. Needless to say I peed. Alot. DH thought it was the funniest thing he's ever seen. Unfortunately we were at a friends house so we left asap.

Made my day! Too funny.

needanustart · May 2013

I had to call my midwife from a rest stop traveling home this weekend because I wasn't sure whether I peed myself or my water broke. While waiting in the car my husband told G that mommy was "a little leaky." So the rest of the 2 hour ride home I got to hear my 2 year old repeatedly ask me if my pants were still a little leaky, if I was still wet and if my big-boy undies were wet. I seriously hate having an advanced talker sometimes.

Corleyrae · May 2013

Totally peed my self last night. Ive had my share of snisses. However last night husband and I were making smores in the oven a mess in thier own and I was laughing and trying not to blow cracker crumbs every where. Well one of my too big of bites was witnessed by DH and I started laughing. I finished eating and walked across the room to the laundry and took my under wear off to change. DH then bust out laughing with a "Oh your REALLY peed your self" then he checked for a puddle.

After my shower my feet turned blue and my lower legs. DH freaked out and made me lay down. Then I was treated as an invaled for the next hour or so.

phishgirl29 · May 2013

I have a pee story as well! Around 34 weeks, I sat down at my desk for 2 seconds, sneezed, and peed all over my cloth chair. I had to teach the rest of the class from behind my desk so that my 12 year old students wouldn't catch on that I had an "accident!" Thank god there was only 10 minutes left of that class period!

rzurbr · May 2013

A couple of weeks ago at our childbirth classes we were practicing our labor positions and as soon as I assumed the position, I let out two decently loud toots that also smelled horrendous right when the entire class was silent. While everyone else either didn't hear or pretended not to I started laughing hysterically like a little boy and my poor husband who was trying to get me to breathe was cracking up too.

Needless to say we never practiced that position and still haven't. Embarrassed

khauke · May 2013

We had family over for DH and my birthday. I sat at an odd angle into a cushy chair. I got stuck. I could not get up. I was rolling about like a turtle stuck on my back till my dad finally helped me to stand. Everyone else was laughing, of course.

homebird · May 2013

Thanks for sharing ladies.

These made me giggle, because I've done some form of almost all of them. Gotta keep a sense of humor!

deejohn2012 · May 2013

At my baby shower this weekend, I kept burping in peoples' faces. I had zero control over it.

I've involuntarily emptied my bladder twice, but Thank God I was at home both times.

Last night, I had just got done eating a tuna sandwich and was leaning back on the couch. I suddenly felt like I was choking, leaned forward, and threw up on the floor. No nausea, no warning. Thankfully, DH was quick and grabbed a trash can because I couldn't stop coughing and throwing up at the same time.

Now my carpet smells like tuna

... I think I would rather pee myself.

Bbtj · May 2013

I started wearing a maternity belt last week because of increased pressure and back pain. I was walking back to my office after my 100th trip to the bathroom. I had someone sitting in my office waiting for me, so I hurried and sat down quickly. When I sat, the maternity belt just popped off of me and made the loudest EXPLOSIVE noise. Then it was just hanging out the back of my dress. It's now the laughing joke of the office

jennOK · May 2013

My husband and I were doing the deed the other day, and I let out two huge farts during the middle of it. I started laughing. He got this what the heck look on his face. I'm just glad I didn't pee myself too when I started laughing. That would have really put him over the edge.

Courtimilk · May 2013

I can be five steps away from the great outdoors and not be able to hold in a fart for any longer than the first two steps. They usually turn out to be SBD's.... and dang do they linger!

txaggster · May 2013

jennOK:
My husband and I were doing the deed the other day, and I let out two huge farts during the middle of it. I started laughing. He got this what the heck look on his face. I'm just glad I didn't pee myself too when I started laughing. That would have really put him over the edge.

OMG!!! LOVE THIS! Okay, I was sitting on DH's back trying to massage his shoulders after he worked a 20 hour day and totally passed gas...on his bare back. We both started cracking up and I did it again....I do NOT do this in front of him...lord help us all get through these uncontrollable moments!

hoopduck · May 2013

I really, really had to go to the washroom and we were driving somewhere. We finally got home and I was clenching everything, unlocked the house, ran to the bathroom with my jacket and shoes still on, and ripped down my pants a couple of seconds too late. Poor DH came and collected my pooey pants and underwear to spray off and throw in the washing machine. Pretty embarrassing but we were able to laugh about it later. Another day I threw up and peed myself, and yet another time I giggled too hard and peed myself. The joys of pregnancy! Lol!

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