In order to prepare yourself for birth..

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• Missykisses85 member

  May 2013

  Hahaha OMG no way!

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• adawn1981 member

  May 2013

  WTF? LOL

  

  
  

      

   

   

   

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• Sarelnad member

  May 2013

  This made my day!!!  Thank you!  Wonder if fisting will irritate my cervix?  

   

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• kbell27 member

  May 2013

  I almost pied my pants!!!!

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• kbell27 member

  May 2013

  Sorry meant peed!

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• lp0 member

  May 2013

  OMG that is hilarious! In my opinion something is more likely to go back to the way it was if its cut or torn because it heals back up. If you stretch it out I doubt it goes back. Yikes!

  
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• MEP923 member

  May 2013

  LOL I like all of these old ones. I remember a few crazies with DS. I only came on here or there but it was enough

   

   

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• thetheisens member

  May 2013

  LP0198:

  OMG that is hilarious! In my opinion something is more likely to go back to the way it was if its cut or torn because it heals back up. If you stretch it out I doubt it goes back. Yikes!

  Well, my vag is flucked then. I gave birth to an over 9 lber and I had no tearing or cutting. It's totes because of the fisting.

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• StinaLeigh member

  May 2013

  Nooo! OMG. That is so hilarious. I'm dying. 

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• cantsitwithus member

  May 2013

  I'm laughing so hard I cried.

  

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• lp0 member

  May 2013

  thetheisens:

  LP0198:

  OMG that is hilarious! In my opinion something is more likely to go back to the way it was if its cut or torn because it heals back up. If you stretch it out I doubt it goes back. Yikes!

  Well, my vag is flucked then. I gave birth to an over 9 lber and I had no tearing or cutting. It's totes because of the fisting.

  Lol God bless you! 9 lbs is a big baby. DS was only 6 lb 8 oz and I had a second degree tear.  

  
  "Happiness is like a butterfly; the more you chase it the more it will elude you but if u turn your attention to other things it will come & sit softly on your shoulder."
  
  BFP! 04/26/11 - DS born 12/28/11 - BFP #2! 04/02/13 - DD born 12/11/13 -
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• Opl123

  May 2013

  OMG! Hahahahhaha seriously some people...

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• Eggerkr member

  May 2013

  Fisting? You have got to be kidding me?!

  

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• Eggerkr member

  May 2013

  Sarelnad:

  This made my day!!! nbsp;Thank you! nbsp;Wonder if fisting will irritate my cervix? nbsp;nbsp;

  
  
  Let's all throw hotdogs down hallways!

  

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• mkarns member

  May 2013

  OMG NOT what I was expecting when I clicked. It was sooooo much better! LOLOLOL

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• Whitneytanke member

  May 2013

  THANK YOU for sharing this! Made my entire day!

  

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• jenohouston member

  May 2013

  Wow, holy crazy! No words!

  

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• nofcksgiven member

  May 2013

  Oh, dear Lord.

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• notkateanymore member

  May 2013

  I knew when I saw the title that this was what it was about. An oldie but a goodie!

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• lifesaverz member

  May 2013

  OH.LORD!! lol...some people be cray!
  

  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• tealowl member

  May 2013

  What an amateur. I can get two fists in mine.

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• KFED103 member

  May 2013

  Thank you for this! If she was from this board, it would've been DD'd in about an hour

  
  

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• ScarlettV member

  May 2013

  Oh my god this has made me so happy....
  
  ...like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

  
  
  
  

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• swirl25 member

  May 2013

  This was a classic that I first saw on TTGP....never gets old!

  

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• thetheisens member

  May 2013

  Loolaide:

  Comedy gold.

  See, DDers, you could be famous like this if you just left your posts up. 

  Might as well live on as a legend!

  
  

  
  
  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

  
  

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• bethLenell member

  May 2013

  I'm on like page 10 and I am just dying!!! Thanks for sharing this!!

  

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• utlawgirl member

  May 2013

  An oldie but a goodie. I can't believe it's still up!

    

   

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• mariahbowden member

  May 2013

  MrsP821:

  I suppose that's a different approach to preparing...For some reason, I want an update from her. Has she had a baby? Did she finally make it up to two fists?!?

  
  
  ... And furthermore, did all the fisting pay off?! Did she avoid tearing? And did her vag bounce back?

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• BrittanyB19 member

  May 2013

  I wish I knew about this months ago!! How am I going to be prepared for childbirth without immediately starting a fisting regimen!!

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