A lot of us our gearing up to go on vacation, so I was thinking a fun GTKY might be to talk about vacations that went horribly, hysterically wrong.
When I was 16, my dad decided that he wanted to spend two weeks in Europe. We spent a week driving around Ireland. After two days in Dublin, we left for Waterford. My father wanted to take a nice scenic drive through the Wicklowe Mountains on the way. After an hour of driving around looking at sheep, my mother dared to ask if we might be lost. Well, my father never gets lost. Ever. He just... takes a different way than is correct. Three hours after leaving Dublin, we finally see civilization. As we drive towards the city, it's getting larger... and larger... way too large to be a little southern coastal city.... and soon we arrive at a sign:
Dublin 2.5 km
Womp womp.
To this day, everytime my father is "not lost", someone shouts, "Is that Dublin???"
Re: PW: GTKY Vacation Disasters
It's a long story, but my parents created the very misleading impression that they were going to send me on a trip to Europe with my friends after I graduated college, as I had been begging them to do for most of my college career.
Turns out, they arranged for me and my little sister to go visit a cousin in Hawaii.
Surprise! ::whomp, whomp::
** Backstory: I detest Hawaii. We lived there for a few years growing up, but my little sister was too young to remember and always wanted to go visit.**
The trip was even more of a nightmare than it should have been because:
1. The cousin turned out to be newly pregnant and was horrendously morning sick the entire time we were there. I have never encountered someone who vomited this often.
2. It rained for a good chunk of every day and was unseasonably cold.
3. Their spare car broke down just before we arrived and for whatever reason they didn't get it fixed. Prob lack of funds...
4. Cousin's husband, whom we had never met before this trip, had a super salty attitude about us being there. It was very obvious he did not appreciate our presence. He refused to let cousin drop him at work so we could use the car.
5. With no car, we had to either walk for an hour to get to the beach, or try and take the bus anywhere. Disaster.
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities."
The park staff shut down the monsoon and used a net to try and fish them out for about half an hour. They couldn't find them so we left. Mom amazingly had a pair of contacts in the car but we couldn't go back into the park without buying new tickets for everyone..