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October 2011 Moms
RichardSlap
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FFFC
RichardSlap
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Let's do this:
I bought two bras at the thrift store last weekend and I love them. They were new and in the store was in the rich area of town, so they're nicer than I would buy from a real store.
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Re: FFFC
I have another one:
A girl in my class last night was bragging about her bf and showed me his dirty pictures. I got DH to send me a nudie so I could show it off too. She was very impressed at the size of his member. The whole situation turned me on so much I came home and rocked his world. Then I went to Safeway and bought ice cream wearing no bra and still leaking in my panties. I regret nothing.
This is no way compares to d!ck slap's confession, but it's what I've got...
My mom picked DD up 2 hours ago and took her swimming. DS has been asleep most of that time and there are endless loads of laundry to be done, my kitchen needs mopping, and both of the bathrooms need to be cleaned, but I've been catching up on Grey's Anatomy and eating cookies with my coffee.
Ladies, I've been in rare form this week...
1) DH's hooding ceremony for his graduation is today. I'm not going. I didn't go to mine last year because I knew it would make him feel $hitty because I graduated first, and I assumed that he'd skip his because I skipped mine. After his defense, he decided he wanted to participate in the ceremony after all, but he told me that I didn't have to go. He seemed sincere about it, so I'm not going.
2) I'm still jealous of the attention DH got surrounding his graduation. I was wallowing in self-pity last night. That made me grumpy, so I balled him out. It wasn't provoked. I was just being a biotch. I apologized this morning, but I'm not as sorry as I should be.
3) E and I have eaten breakfast at Hardees 3 times this week. DH always orders a cinnamon raisin biscuit for E. I know she won't eat the whole thing, so I save the part with the most icing and eat that myself when she's done. She doesn't need all that extra sugar, right? RIGHT?
4) I'm going through a greedy phase right now where I want everything -- and I want it to be high quality and expensive. Fortunately or unfortunately, DH and I decided to get serious about our budget. We each get an "allowance" on the first of the month. Its a d#$% miracle if I have two dimes to rub together by the 5th.
5) I'm very glad that my employer doesn't seem to monitor my internet use. I have two monitors. One is full of terminal windows and programs. The other is full of pictures of food from pinterest. Some people cover their desktop with pictures of their loved ones -- I look at food. I want to loose 5 lbs, but I spend the entire day looking at food. I think about donuts. I daydream about donuts. I NEEEEEED donuts. Or maybe I need to talk to slappy about a detox?
And finally:
6) I'm jealous of Slappy's confession.
Uh the fact of #1 is provocation for #2 IMO. The fact that you have to think that way about the person your married to sucks.
Say word. That's just sad, Dr. Worm.
Mine: I'm jealous of the big wangers some of you are married to. DH is average. At least he makes up for it in other areas he can do wonders with his tongue. Still, I'm jelly.
Heyo!
How come noone ever shows me *** pics...I must have horrible friends.
Awesome confession
I just remembered mine. I defriended someone on FB because she was sticking up for Shanna Moakler and her stupid BFing comments. I didn't defriend her until after I told her she was an azzhat for sticking up for her though.
And crying like a *** at every turn
1. I got my financial inheritance from my grandpa and have yet to tell SO. Since we have different bank accounts, he has no idea. I feel guilty spending it....so I haven't touched it.
2. I am on my 10hr shift, and I would give anything to leave and head somewhere sunny for the weekend. I am so tired of the rain.
3. My friend started a co op, and one of the selling things was CD's. We were getting them for under $3 in super cute prints. I already had like 20 something solid color diapers, but went nuts on the sale and then boxed up the solid color ones for storage.
Ohhh I love co ops!
I have another....
Last week I mentioned that SIL had not get her camping spot for the huge camping trip, and that after asking her 15 times to do so, I wasn't going to ask anymore. I was tired of her biitching about not being invited and yada yada yada.
Anyway, I adore my niece, who is her daughter. We hardly get to see her because she lives in the middle of nowhere in a college town. My sister lives an hour away from her, so I arranged for my sister to bring her down with her to go camping. I told my niece that I was doing it as a surprise, so not to tell anyone she was able to go. Really it will be a surprise for my SO and my IL's because they LOVE seeing her. But a little part of me is also doing it because then everyone from both sides of our family are there, but SIL won't be. It will be a nice reminder to SIL after we are done camping, that she needs to step up and take responsibility for herself when it comes to family things....and not rely on others, which she is currently doing. She is going to find out that her and her husband were the ONLY ones not there, and that she missed out on seeing her daughter.
I hope none of my friends show me pics of their DHs wanger. I would only want to see it if I was NEVER going to see the guy IRL. If I had seen it, and then met him, all I'd be picturing was his wanger. That would be a mighty uncomfortable situation for me.
Oh, slappy.
On an old phone I had an amazing wang pic of dh. He were with his hs bf (who is female) and drinking. I handed her my phone to look at a couple pics and she went too far through them and ended up on the wang pic. She screamed and said, "That can't be your's! It looks like a porn!" I think dh was more proud than embarrassed.
I confess my phone shut off the other night (it's a pos)and I was suppost to be at work to open at 4:30, but my alarm didn't go off so I was 45 min late. 15 employees were waiting for me and they basically got paid for sitting in the parking late. The last manager who over slept I laid in hard core. He did it more than once though. Still, I feel pretty ashamed.
Check with your gyno! We didn't have sex much because I had NO drive, the thought of it kinda disgusted me, and it hurt like a ***. Apparently my BCP was giving me menopausal symptoms. My dr switched the pills and game on with no pain.