That was me from week 4 to 16! Now all of a sudden I can't get to sleep until around 11 or midnight! But I'm sleeping til 10am! Geez.... Glad I stopped working or I would be in trouble!
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This!! I'm the exact same way!
And when you have a bag of saltine crackers in your car! That was def a 1st tri thing! My husband made fun of me!
..you have the Costco size bottles of Tums in your house, car and on your desk at work.
..you have to clench and pray everytime you feel a sneeze coming on on a side note I forgot to do this the other day while playing on floor with DD, had my legs open because we were rolling balls back and forth, sneezed and peed all over myself, got response from DD of Oh Mommy you had an accident, that's OK, best day ever
..getting out of bed to pee in middle of night is an Olympic event because you have to disengage the Snoogle first and in my case fight off the 2 cats who love my extra body heat and cushioning.
..you are watching end credits of movies and TV shows looking for good name options
MC: 11/2009 at 8 weeks
DD: Born 04/2011
Due 9/22/2013
..you have the Costco size bottles of Tums in your house, car and on your desk at work.
..you have to clench and pray everytime you feel a sneeze coming on on a side note I forgot to do this the other day while playing on floor with DD, had my legs open because we were rolling balls back and forth, sneezed and peed all over myself, got response from DD of Oh Mommy you had an accident, that's OK, best day ever
..getting out of bed to pee in middle of night is an Olympic event because you have to disengage the Snoogle first and in my case fight off the 2 cats who love my extra body heat and cushioning.
..you are watching end credits of movies and TV shows looking for good name options
I AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE 100% Not the playing with DD but still peeing!
Last pregnancy I was due in Dec, so first tri fell right around this time, when the days are the longest. There were just not enough darkness hours for me to sleep. I'd go to bed at 9ish and thought it was dark, but once I turned off the lights I could see that no, the sun had only JUST set and there was a TON of light still coming in. This is always a hilarious time of year for pregnant people.
..you have an entire drawer full of snacks in your desk and proudly eat them in front of your students because you will absolutely starve to death if you don't.
..the food category on pinterest is suddenly like porn, and can result in a huge hit to your pocket book when you have to try all of the new recipes you just found because they all sound amazing and you will die without trying them.
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You poop at work when normally you would wait until you got home just because you don't dare let the opportunity pass you by. No telling when it may come again.
Re: You know you're pregnant when...
...you get winded walking up a flight of stairs that you would normally have no problem with.
...you have to go to the bathroom about every hour.
... you are starting to have problems shaving your legs/downstairs
... you find yourself taking naps.
... you keep looking at babies/small children and think 'I'm going to have one of those'
..you go shopping at the store and your grocery cart looks like you are a total stoner because of all the junk food
...you are acting like a 15 year old boy.. aka horny all of the time
<< sorry if that's a TMI but I had to say it!
This!! I'm the exact same way!
And when you have a bag of saltine crackers in your car! That was def a 1st tri thing! My husband made fun of me!
...you are walking back to your desk from peeling and feel like you have to go back and pee again.
...you wear flip flops at work because they are the most comfortable thing in the world and nobody dares to say anything about it.
..you have to clench and pray everytime you feel a sneeze coming on on a side note I forgot to do this the other day while playing on floor with DD, had my legs open because we were rolling balls back and forth, sneezed and peed all over myself, got response from DD of Oh Mommy you had an accident, that's OK, best day ever
..getting out of bed to pee in middle of night is an Olympic event because you have to disengage the Snoogle first and in my case fight off the 2 cats who love my extra body heat and cushioning.
..you are watching end credits of movies and TV shows looking for good name options
Yes! Glad I am not the only one.
You can go from happy to crying to raging mad in 10 minutes... and no one gives it a second thought.
I AGREE WITH ALL OF THESE 100%
Not the playing with DD but still peeing!
We also watch sporting events for names!
Love these! They are totally me, especially the first one.
BFP #1 12/23/12 EDD 9/3/13 DD #1 8/26/13
BFP #2 2/25/16 EDD 11/5/16 MMC 4/15/16
BFP #3 8/31/16 EDD 5/12/17 It's a GIRL!
You keep plastic bags in your purse and your car in case you have to puke.
You throw up when you try to swallow pills.
Jamie
..you have an entire drawer full of snacks in your desk and proudly eat them in front of your students because you will absolutely starve to death if you don't.
..the food category on pinterest is suddenly like porn, and can result in a huge hit to your pocket book when you have to try all of the new recipes you just found because they all sound amazing and you will die without trying them.