I didn't know I was sexually attracted to...

thetheisens · May 2013

Zac Efron. I saw this pic of him last night on pinterest and it is now burnt into my mind.

He's legal, right?

wilsontl19191 · May 2013

Oh. Em. Gee.

missyishere · May 2013

He's fuggin delicious. I'd lick him 'til the sun came down.

[Deleted User] · May 2013

I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped, but I'm not too concerned about it.

thetheisens · May 2013

overture:
I'm pretty sure that's photoshopped, but I'm not too concerned about it.

Like his face is just stuck on a hot body? You are ruining my fantasy. He was going to do lawn work for me and get real dirty and need a shower....

colliebabe · May 2013

Mmmm I have loved Zac Efron for some time now. He's gotten so much more mature looking recently.

mamaZbo · May 2013

Wow, can't stop looking, yum.

missyishere · May 2013

So upon tumbling for Zach, I came across an alleged "leaked" naked of him. I can't share it here, but it does come up when putting his name into tumblr.

Here's this anyways,

HappyAardvark · May 2013

I stared at the outline of his schlong for an inappropriate length of time

cantalopes24 · May 2013

HappyAardvark:
I stared at the outline of his schlong for an inappropriate length of time

Yeah I pretty much could stare at the space between his belly button and knees all day. That crotch V always does it for me.

cantalopes24 · May 2013

Also I'm so sad I googled the naked pic, his peen is so stubby! Sads.

thetheisens · May 2013

cantalopes24:
Also I'm so sad I googled the naked pic, his peen is so stubby! Sads.

Damn! That underwear outline gave me great expectations. Is pic of it while erect or soft? Some guys are growers not showers, in my experience those are the real monsters.

Elsa1984 · May 2013

I just googled "zac Efron naked". The photo shopped pictures are pretty hilarious!

RichardSlap · May 2013

I effing love diick outlines.

thetheisens · May 2013

Richard Slap:
I effing love diick outlines.

Dude, they are the best. It's like man cleavage.

stardust317 · May 2013

I know DH is going to put the moves on me tonight. ....and now this is all I'm going to be thinking about...

Seriously, I've never really found him attractive either but daaammmn.

missyishere · May 2013

thetheisens:
Richard Slap:
I effing love diick outlines.
Dude, they are the best. It's like man cleavage.

precisely the reason I don't mind running at the gym; the treadmills face the weights. Men + gym shorts = diick outlines.

cantalopes24 · May 2013

thetheisens:
cantalopes24:
Also I'm so sad I googled the naked pic, his peen is so stubby! Sads.
Damn! That underwear outline gave me great expectations. Is pic of it while erect or soft? Some guys are growers not showers, in my experience those are the real monsters.

He's laying down with it in his hand. It's a side shot in front of a giant mirror. I'm going to assume its photoshopped or a look alike and that IRL its beautiful with smooth balls.

thetheisens · May 2013

missyishere:
thetheisens:
Richard Slap:
I effing love diick outlines.
Dude, they are the best. It's like man cleavage.
precisely the reason I don't mind running at the gym; the treadmills face the weights. Men + gym shorts = diick outlines.

Hot men in gym shorts, yum. I like it when dh just wears shorts to bed, he has nice lines.

Tomorrow I will be found standing in front of a gym, staring in the window at diick lines.

eta-clearly I was thinking of dong. And can't type even when sober.

missyishere · May 2013

thetheisens:
missyishere:
thetheisens:
Richard Slap:
I effing love diick outlines.
Dude, they are the best. It's like man cleavage.
precisely the reason I don't mind running at the gym; the treadmills face the weights. Men + gym shorts = diick outlines.
Hot men in gym shorts, yum. I like it when dh just wears shorts to bed, he has nice lines.
Tomorrow I will be founding standong in front of gym, staring in the window at diick lines.