Well, he looked just like him. I even looked around the room at the other servers to see if there was some sort of 1D prank going on. Ha, yeah, maybe in my dreams. He even had this arrogant prick-ish quality that I imagine that Zayn has.
He was a good server though. I want to say he was flirting with me, but it is highly doubtful since I am big fat and pregnant. He was gunning for the tip. It worked, I left him a really good tip.
Re: Zayn was my server yesterday.
This cracked me up.
I'm glad you had eye candy to go with your meal!!
I'm jealous. The only almost celeb server I've had is Kevin G from Mean Girls
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."