May 2013 Moms
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Since the OP has mysteriously disappeared, ahem DD!, I thought I'd post again so we can thoroughly discuss magical labor cookies and their appropriate uses and recipe variations. Sorry it's not clicky, on mobile.
https://shoppingfortwo.com/Articles/Pregnancy/breakyourwatercookies.htm
https://shoppingfortwo.com/Articles/Pregnancy/breakyourwatercookies.htm
**BFP 6/2/2015
Toddler Boy 5/24/2013
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Re: Labor Cookies
Ooooh! Good idea! Super helpful for PP poops.
I believe it was Blue that brought up a special 'icing' recipe but I still need the details. Can the semen be refrigerated or does it have to be fresh?
You make them two sizes - small and large. Insert where appropriate.
So really, they need to make labor cookies and post labor cookies! Maybe leave out the cayenne pepper in the postlabor cookies though if they're gonna be poop inducing.
Sorry for lack of symbols.....mobile bumping.
You could totally combine the laxative with your lactation cookies. Two bird with one stone post partum!
You need FRESH semen icing for the cookies to be effective. Adding sprinkles has been shown to have a positive effect when injected up the vag. Blue sprinkles = you will sleep through labor. Green sprinkles = you will be able to sue your OB and be set for life. Rainbow sprinkles = you will birth a unicorn.
Thanks, I was totes confused and I heard the icing is the most important part!
My little bug, Madeline. Born June 2, 2013.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
I've heard of them and heard they work best when washed down with castor oil. Good luck!
I'm literally heading to Whole Foods right now to get all the ingredients, except the icing which DH will have to help me with. I recommend making all organic cookies because it will lead to less medical interventions during birth.
Make sure you get gluten free, too! Otherwise your pelvis will be too inflamed to spread and you'll be stuck with a c-section.
Cake is preferable for adding castor oil.
You have to add extra semen to the batter to get the right consistency for a cake.
you can make a cake, but you have to have a penis pan to bake it in. it wont work unless its dong shaped.
:-O My DH would get so offended! He's a little sensitive, you know, about his doodle...
tell him he doesnt need to be sensitive, unless his doodle is limp as a noodle and his pubes are trimmed like a poodle...
Hahahahaha doodle
Good point! My doctor told me not to squat down because I'm 2 cm dilated and 30% effaced and baby could come any minute!
lol
...I'm planning on making labor cookies, for realsies... but I hate it when I miss an inside joke due to a DD!
First comes love, next comes marriage, then comes...
This recipe is a myth and it is coincidence that some of those people who tried it kickstarted labor. However, it is interesting seeing the same 5 people responding to these goofy posts.
People with no sense of humor are so fun.
Oh wait....
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Oh. I was thinking like energy bar cookie things to eat while you are in labor to keep up your energy and whathaveyou. Yeah, cookies ain't gunna put you into labor! Mama didn't raise no fool! Carry on then.
First comes love, next comes marriage, then comes...
Haha, yes, I totally plan on eating cookies during labor! That is a must!
Good plan! Dang, I was told by my OB that I was not allowed to eat during labor but screw it. I will eat them before I see her which may make me poop on the table but screw it.
Good plan! Dang, I was told by my OB that I was not allowed to eat during labor but screw it. I will eat them before I see her which may make me poop on the table but screw it.
BFP #2 8/22/12 | EDD 5/5/13 | DS1 born 5/9/13
BFP #3 4/25/15 | EDD 1/7/16 | MMC 7/2/15 @ 13w1d | D&E 7/8/15
BFP #4 12/9/15 | EDD 8/22/16 | DS2 born 5/18/16 at 26w2d
Just keep swimming.
Just make new ones out of your placenta.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
Just make new ones out of your placenta.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
He will birth a baby!
LOL, I totally just tried to find a recipe for placenta cookies to post in response, but then I got paranoid that work might be monitoring my search history and think I'm crazy.
BFP #2 8/22/12 | EDD 5/5/13 | DS1 born 5/9/13
BFP #3 4/25/15 | EDD 1/7/16 | MMC 7/2/15 @ 13w1d | D&E 7/8/15
BFP #4 12/9/15 | EDD 8/22/16 | DS2 born 5/18/16 at 26w2d
Just keep swimming.
Dirty lurker here...
Once I eat a labor cookie, will I have time to use the restroom before labor starts? Pooping on the table would be embarrassing.
Also, if I am birthing a unicorn will I need a C/S? I want to be prepared.
Just eat a stick of butter a day from now till then and you will be totally fine.
DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
I totes didn't even think of that. Good thing DH enjoys baking with me.
Ahhhh, the relief!