The Sh!t my Daughter Does....

So last week I posted about the things my daughter says and now we have something that she just did.

DD and DH were rough housing and playing she said something to the effect of "I shot you!". So following suit, DH laid on the floor and played dead. She kept saying "daddy wake up!" and when he didnt move (he was laying on his stomach for a better visual and she was behind him) she said "I know what will wake him up... KICK AND PUNCH!!" and she proceeded to kick him squarely in his testicles and then brought a hammer fist down on his butt.

The only time the kids seem to get rowdy is when dad gets home and randomly lays on the floor to stretch out. I guess its an open invitation to start jumping on him. Anyways, I just had a talk with her on why we cant kick daddy in his private parts. I think it would have been worse if DS were upstairs as well.