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Worst/most embarrassing guy you dated
Spill it ladies...
I dated a guy in a car club in college. Like a low rider, neon lights under the car, car club. When he'd pull up outside the house to pick me up, the windows would shake from the bass. I came to my senses after 6 months.
Wendy
Twins 1/27/06. DS and DD
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Re: Worst/most embarrassing guy you dated
Sounds like we may have dated the same guy! Embarrassingly I dated many guys like this. And even drove a low rider truck until I met DH! ... hangs head in shame... But I did get hit on a lot in that truck!
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That made me laugh a lot!
My worst read Ann Coulter, for serious, not for shiits and gigs.
Also, after we ended it but still kinda hung out, he told this story about how he went to pick up a package at the post office, but lost the package slip. So, they were like, sorry, you need the slip. Naturally. He refused to leave the line, kept arguing, to the point where people behind him were telling him to move on and get out of line. So, he told one of the people in line she was ugly and had bad teeth. He thought this story was funny and wasn't at all ashamed or embarrassed that he said that to her. I realized then what an absolute a$$hole he was.
I dated a guy who was a cowboy, he wore super tight wranglers , big belt buckle and a cowboy hat. He wasn't really that hot or anything but he was really into me and I needed attention.
And he had a huge co#k .
I finally came to my senses but I seriously wasted too much time on him. I now look back and think, "WTF was I thinking"....
Oh, and btw, he's now 33, still lives with his parents and still plays video games nonstop. He has a car because his dad bought him one and he works part time at a Sporting Goods Store. Yep. He's moved up in life big time.
I went on ONE date with a guy that I worked with on summer break in college. He drove an hour from his parents house to pick me up for a baseball game that I assumed was at - but was really at 7 - and drove me back to his parents house and introduced me to his whole family. We all went on a boat ride (I get motion sick though so this was not good) and the family dog humped my leg. Then he showed me his collection of baseball cards and his collection of tickets from every game he'd ever been to. We went to a greasy spoon for dinner and my this point I wanted out so tried to tell him something had come up - and he almost starting crying and basically guilted me into going to the game with him. While at the game he tried to catch a foul ball and almost fell out of the bleachers. He bumped his head - which had some kind of blood blister on it and started bleeding all over and ended up having to find a medic. The game finally ended and somehow he managed to get us lost in a not so nice part of town. Somehow my prayers were answered and we finally made it home ten hours after he had picked me up and he asked if he could come in to use the restroom. Then he didn't want to leave until my mom finally came out in her nightgown to see who was there and he got embarressed.
The next day was the work picnic and he drank massive quantities of beer, walked right through the horseshoe pit while people were playing to talk to me and then passed out under a tree. Thankfully, I left for college the next day.
Other than that I'm pretty pick with who I dated - but I think that tops the worst date, if that story counts for this post.
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About me 2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!
a cowboy with a big package? I've yet to see what's wrong with this...
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About me 2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!
no, nothing wrong with a cowboy who's packing, BUT everything else about him was. My friends didn't like him at all.
I dated a guy who was a cross between
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Then I met Dh
ETA: also after we broke up he called telling me his car was towed and begged me to pick him up and bring him to get his car. When we got there he said he was tight on cash and asked if I could pay the 150 fee. I was a broke college student, but stupid me put it on my credit card.
He also called me after we broke up when he was out at a bar and drunk, telling me how he was sitting next to Gary Coleman.
Oh yeah, there was the guy who hyperventilated when we made out. I guess I was his first kiss. He was 18.
Or the guy in college that had this really pretty silver belt that he wore every time I saw him. I was convinced that he just hadn't come to terms with his sexuality yet and was trying things out with the chubby girl so I broke it off.
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About me 2007: Started TTC. 2008: OB prescribed clomid, went to RE and was Dx with PCOS. 2009: IUI #1 w/follitsim and trigger = BFP. B/G Twins born at 33 weeks. 2012: TTC #3, Round 2 of Letrozole w/TI = BFP, missed m/c at 8 1/2 wks. Currently on the bench as we make plans for a new home. Anxious to start TTC #3 within the next year!
I went out with a guy I used to go to high school with. We never really talked in high school (different "cliques" I guess).
We went out on a few dates and then one day we were hanging out at his place, making out and he wanted to show me something. Turns out he had a closet full of ladies' clothes/high heels/makeup/undies, etc. He then told me that he loved to dress up in his spare time and liked to wear bras and ladies' underwear while out and about for the day. We didn't last long after that...
There was another guy who would kiss me in a weird way. It's really hard to explain... but he'd pucker his lips like a fish and kiss me that way and then tried to dry hump me lol... it was very awkward...
My college roommate's ex wore manpris, too. He was so hot he could almost pull them off.
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I didn't date to much but it had to be this guy PK. We dated for nine months.
He was an azzhole in the worst way and never ever let me meet his family. He uttered the words to me "I don't get horny. I get emotional with a boner." To this day if I have a really horrible day I remember that and laugh, a lot.
He was also gay, everyone knew (assumed) he was gay but he wasn't out. I liked him because he rarely tried anything with me.
Funny story his best friend was a kid named Carl, who I knew since 4th grade. I was always annoyed with Carl because PK was always blowing me off to hang out with him or wouldn't make plans until he talked to Carl. Our breakup argument literally was me yelling "If your so concerned with Carl's feelings why don't you just date him!?!?!?!?" and PK responding "Because Carl's not gay"
And then in 2007 Carl and I started dating, PK declared me public enemy #1, and never spoke to either of us again. Oh yeah, and also, we got married and made babehs.
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Then you should come to my part of the state, because this is common attire around here. No joke.
My ex I dated for far too long was a horrible douche, but I had my head wrapped around him. Andplusalso, he had a really nice peen. and he looked like Jim Morrison.
He ran my credit into the ground, wrecked a car I was test driving while I took the heat for it, almost had me sued because he wasn't paying his bills after I moved away from him, and I spent a ridiculous amount of money to get his dumbass out of jail. I could go on with the shiit he did, but we don't have enough hours in the day. He was really the worst. Except for his peen-- it was nice, very nice.
Worst=DD's father. Drug addicted, alcoholic, abusive on all levels, parolee, etc.
Most embarrassing=the guy I went to senior prom with. He was so nerdy, not that cute, terrible smoker's breath, etc. But he was my first bf and I so desperately wanted both a prom date and someone to love me. We broke up a few days later. My first relationship lasted 2 weeks!
Oh I just remembered another one.
I didn't really date this guy - he thought we were dating, but I had told him from the get go that I wasn't interested that way. I just wanted to be friends.
We went to the movies a few times and when leaving the theater one night, we bumped into someone he knew. They talked for a bit and then we went our separate ways. He tells me "That's one of my friends from jail". Um what? He didn't say much else about it after that. I then found out that he was under a curfew and couldn't leave his house after a certain time, but he wouldn't tell me what for.
I decided that it was better for us to stop hanging out altogether because something didn't feel right. He didn't like it and he even went as far as to follow me home from work one day. It was really creepy.
Fast forward to a few years later and I find out through work that he has an extensive criminal record and has been known to sexually harass women/men and even assaulted some. I'm happy I ended that "friendship" when I did...
Probably the Michael Bolton looking fellow who collected guns and had an EAT F*CK KILL bumper sticker.
Probably.
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But did he have a nice cockk? that seems to be the collective factor for tolerating douches.
Skinny as all hell in HS and kind of a nerd.... Wait a minute!!!!
See, the key to life is to hook up with those people, but not get into relationships with them. I hooked up with a few women who would have been truly horrendous girlfriends, but they were hot and good in bed and totally worth it for hook-ups. Although "Always Have An Exit Strategy" was definitely an important motto.
No lie, I know somebody with this tattoo. Sans the mullet though
Most embarrassing was a guy I dated in HS who was known for being a loser, a-hole, cheater, loser. Did I mention loser? But I didn't get the memo, and he has the most beautiful blue eyes I had ever seen.
Turns out he had an addiction to cough syrup and he would bum money off of me, even persuading me to ask my parents or grandparents for money to give him. What can I say? I was 17 and stupid.
Oh, even though I never slept with him, he spread a rumor that I thought I was pregnant.
Good times.
He's now a baby daddy to a gaggle of kids by 2 or 3 different women and he can't hold down a decent job. Last I heard, he was delivering pizzas or something.
Well, I ended up marrying a skinny nerd, so all is good now. The ex was horrible but I learned a lot from him. Plus, we played an exorbitant amount of video games and smoked a ton of ganj. It wasn't a total lost cause.
There is the Mormon guy I was with for a few weeks around the holidays. This was the Nov before I turned 18, and of course I was sleeping with him. I left him a vm once, and his girlfriend called me back to ask wtf I was doing having "Bible study" with her boyfriend. I called him the next day and he apologized for forgetting to mention that.
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I dated a guy, I will call him T, who broke my heart. I honestly thought that he was "the one." He is actually the only guy, besides DH, I had that strong of feelings for. Well, T and I broke up and I ended up going a little buck wild.
I met, C, and he was not my type on so many levels. I did not want to get serious with him and at first was just having fun. We did a lot of cool stuff and the sex was sooo amazing. Eventually, he told me he wanted something serious and against my better judgement, I fell for his game. It turns out he was cheating on me the entire time (and video taping it).
The end came when I drove over 8 hours to visit him for the week. I ended up finding the emails for the other girl (he left up the account on the computer). I confronted him and he had an excuse. The day I left, I had been home maybe 20 minutes, when he called me and said "He needed more space." Whatever, how much more space do you need when you are 8 hours away?!?!?