I was perusing tumblr...wait....who are we kidding? I was in a tumblr spiral and I saw this:
We've seen it before. It's been posted here before. Old news, right?
Wrong.
A one-shot immediately appeared in my head and begged to be written. I have a feeling this one-shot will become longer. Let's face it; this one-shot is probably going to become a whole fic. So, because of this picture, I am up past midnight writing 1D fanfiction. Oh. Mah. Gawd. Someone slap me.
Re: Curse you, tumblr!
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."