We know you lovelies are fond of tumblr (and no, we don't have private tumblrs; what you've found are all fakes) and some of you are trying to lose weight (despite our love for your jean-squeezing!), so we thought you might appreciate this.

"are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"
"Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
Re: One Direction tumblr workout
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I bet it involves a specific D too
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."