May 2013 Moms

Piternaty DNA testing

Can this be done without my permission? I couldn't find anything when I searched google......

 

-Cat 

Re: Piternaty DNA testing

  • what is a piternaty test?
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  • I'm calling MUD.
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  • Probably because you spelled it "piternaty".
  • Yes, sorry spell check didn't catch it. 
  • imagebananers:
    I'm calling MUD.

    Yes

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  • I believe so but not totally sure.  I know there are home kits, so it really doesn't matter if it's "legal" in that instance b/c someone could know by a home test and then make a claim that they have reason to believe the baby is theirs and a court would probably order a test.

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  • I wouldn't know, I don't have that problem, but I'd call Maury.
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  • Yes, with a court order.  

  • But to clarify, each state may have their own laws about this...
  • Cat, are you our present from the Parenting Board?! I do enjoy a good gift.
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  • Yeah, all it takes is a court order. Which isn't that hard to get, so I'd be looking into a family law attorney if I were you.



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  • imageBekW2009:
    Cat, are you our present from the Parenting Board?! I do enjoy a good gift.

    I thought this after her first post about the hospital privacy. 

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    you'd all have to look at it until February.
  • Seriously?
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  • imagekatiethecutecat:
    Yes, sorry spell check didn't catch it. 

    Indifferent 

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  • imagemishy2006:
    imageBekW2009:
    Cat, are you our present from the Parenting Board?! I do enjoy a good gift.
    Yeeaa that intro was a bit scripted then turned crazy a little too fast. I'm thinking MUD.

    And even worse, boring MUD.

    Baby girl born 5/20/13. Figuring it out as we go. :)
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  • imageBekW2009:
    Cat, are you our present from the Parenting Board?! I do enjoy a good gift.

    COuld be worse I suppose. 

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  • No, I know who the dad is but my ex can't do math. I didn't even get with him that week....

     

     

    -Cat 

  • And the Maury jokes aren't neccessery. I'm not one of those types.......

    I did see an episode one time where Maury had a guy come out in a chicken suit to help a girl get over her fear of chickens. LOL   

    -Cat 

  • imagekatiethecutecat:
    No, I know who the dad is but my ex can't do math. I didn't even get with him that week....nbsp;nbsp;Catnbsp;

    If it's coming down to 'weeks' I wouldn't be so confident....
    And now I'm worried that your child won't be able to spell OR do math



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  • imagekatiethecutecat:

    No, I know who the dad is but my ex can't do math. I didn't even get with him that week....

    -Cat 

    If you are positive about the father, then what is the concern?  

  • imagekatiethecutecat:

    And the Maury jokes aren't neccessery. I'm not one of those types.......

    I did see an episode one time where Maury had a guy come out in a chicken suit to help a girl get over her fear of chickens. LOL   

    -Cat 

    Please  continue to defend how you are not one of those types as you keep track of your sexual partners in weeks.  

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  • hahaha
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  • This title offends us baby mama's everywhere.  Lol, you poor girl.
  • imagekatiethecutecat:

    No, I know who the dad is but my ex can't do math. I didn't even get with him that week....

     

    -Cat 

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  • imagekatiethecutecat:

    No, I know who the dad is but my ex can't do math. I didn't even get with him that week....

     

     

    -Cat 

      image

    http://oi58.tinypic.com/nqv6fk.jpg

    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • imageBeachy730:
    imagekatiethecutecat:

    And the Maury jokes aren't neccessery. I'm not one of those types.......

    I did see an episode one time where Maury had a guy come out in a chicken suit to help a girl get over her fear of chickens. LOL &nbsp;&nbsp;

    -Cat&nbsp;

    Please &nbsp;continue to defend how you are not one of those types as you keep track of your sexual partners in weeks. &nbsp;



    This.
  • All high and mighty.  The first one of you who didn't have fun as a 20 year old can throw stones (and I'll laugh and point at you for being lame). I love Timothy's father. We are soul mates. Just because I want to keep my ex around because he's fun to party with doesn't mean I'm some sort of easy girl. Anyone ever tell you're mean? cause you are.....

     

    -Cat 

  • I had lots of fun at 20.  

    But when I was sleeping with a new guy every week, I made them wear a condom.  And I took the pill.

    So there is that... 

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    DX: PCOS/Recurrent losses/MTHFR mutation (compound hetero)
    5 hysteroscopies/2 surgical
    3 Inject IUIs = 2 m/c's and 1 BFN
    IVF #1= BFP. m/c at 7w6d. Needed 2 D&C's and scar tissue removal. Mild OHSS
    IVF #2 = BFP. Severe OHSS. 4 Drainings. TWINS!
  • imagejanapettus:
    imagekatiethecutecat:

    All high and mighty. &nbsp;The first one of you who didn't have fun as a 20 year old can throw stones (and I'll laugh and point at you for being lame). I love Timothy's father. We are soul mates. Just because I want to keep my ex around because he's fun to party with doesn't mean I'm some sort of easy girl. Anyone ever tell you're mean? cause you are.....

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    -Cat&nbsp;

    Yeah. MUD isn't your calling. Keep your day job. &nbsp;

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    Pretty much.
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  • imagekatiethecutecat:

    All high and mighty.  The first one of you who didn't have fun as a 20 year old can throw stones (and I'll laugh and point at you for being lame). I love Timothy's father. We are soul mates. Just because I want to keep my ex around because he's fun to party with doesn't mean I'm some sort of easy girl. Anyone ever tell you're mean? cause you are.....

     

    -Cat 

    Your still a baby. i had fun at 20, but i didnt have a new f-buddy every week either. you'll regret your decisions one day. if you don't, you got more issues than your "piternaty" test. also, if you gave a damn about  your "soul mate" you wouldnt keep your ex around.  

  • imagePetraStonegirl:
    Why? Is the maternity of the baby in question?


    Bahahahahahahahaha!
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