October 2011 Moms

FFFC

No one yet, really?!


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Re: FFFC

  • I've been sitting with N on my lap, watching her favorite show for a while now. She's a crabby butthole today, and I'm not up for a battle. My tits hurt, and I'm emotional about it all.


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  • I  just tried on some of my maternity clothes and they are too small. I knew they would be, but I was hopeful they would some how magically fit. I am not showing at all of course, too early for that. Isn't that one of the benefits of having two close
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  • I lost the baby weight and can fit into regular pants, now. I'm wearing maternity pants at work today because they're just more comfortable.
  • I used to use the MyFitnessPal app and just started again because I'm trying to eat healthier/more fresh stuff and it's helpful for me look back since I'm not a x calories per day person but more of what have I eaten in the past week before I go get mysel
  • imagecantalopes24:
    I used to use the MyFitnessPal app and just started again because I'm trying to eat healthier/more fresh stuff and it
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    1) Last night I wasn't paying attention and I accidentally used my husband's toothbrush. I realized halfway thro

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  • I don't like being a SAHM....Its different than I always pictured it. I got a job and start next week. Gator will be going with me. It should be interesting.

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  • N is a nightmare today. She's thrown major tantrums over everything. All I can do is laugh at her, because internally I'm saying, "are you f'ucking kidding me, child!!!"

    She just had a huge fit because I gave her crackers from the box in our


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  • I just totally dictated my Mother's Day to DH. I think he was grateful. He would have done fine by himself, but I want what I want and now I'm gonna get it. Sleep, here I come!
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  • imageBrittAnnie19:

    1) Last night I wasn't paying attention and I accidentally used my husband's toothbrush. I realized halfway thro

  • I confess that sometimes I want to video DD's tantrums.  They are just so crazy some days that I want to play them back for H to see how crazy she can really be!
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  • I'm not enjoying this pregnancy as much as with P. I'm pooped, my vag hurts, I'm hairy, I poop like a man, I have a skin tag on my inner thigh right at my underwear line, I eat anything that isn't nailed down, I'm not as horny as last time, I'm waddling
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  • imageFianschneid:
    I lost the baby weight and can fit into regular pants, now. I'm wearing maternity pants at work today because the
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  • imagewilsontl19191:
    I'm not enjoying this pregnancy as much as with P. I'm pooped, my vag hurts, I'm hairy, I poop like a man, I have a


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  • I have 2 confessions:

    1.) Today is the first 70 degree day of the year and probably the last for several weeks. There is no way in hell I am staying at work all day. As soon as I put the finishing touches on my presentation I have been working on

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  • I might have been a little less than compassionate towards Lincoln when he tripped outside earlier today.  The child whines the ENTIRE time we're outdoors.  He doesn't know how to pick up his feet so he's constantly tripping and falling. &nbs

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  • I had my toddler on a leash today at Target. Haters can suck it. He loves it and brings it to me to put it on him.
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  • imageWoodsie:

    I am probably going to get lynched for this.

    A part of me can't help but feel sorry for the 19 year old bombe

  • CCS has my credit card.
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  • Wilson... Me too. To all of the above. I feel like I rode a bike for the last month with a bad seat over cobblestones. I have NO sexual desire when my husband is here, but I'm horny at random times when he's not around and I can't take care of myself. <br
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    I had my toddler on a leash today at Target. Haters can suck it. He loves it and brings it to me to put it on him.</di
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  • imagepennysuedog:
    CCS has my credit card.

    I'll hang my head in shame with you.


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  • I want a leash in a bad way.

    My mother believes that eating rye flower slime before every meal helps her stomach issues but is not willing to bring some with her. Rye flakes are apparently not acceptable. I do not own a food processor. So, I
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