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Gigantic baby

LaxMOM44LaxMOM44 member
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Just came back from the doctor. Ultrasound confirms I am actually carrying a baby humpback whale. Estimated birth weight is just under a quarter of a ton. He knows this because doctors ALWAYS predict very thing perfectly with babies including due date, birth weight and gender. There has never been a mistake with any of those three things. Doctors are also trained psychics. Hope fully I can still birth baby shamu naturally, though I am worried about birthing the flippers. Also yesterday I peed. It was yellow does that mean I am now in labour with my whale baby?
SIGNATURE FAIL!!!!!!!

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  • KLJ3KLJ3 member
    Duh...didn't your psychic doctor tell you to douche with krill to induce labor? There's no way that little bundle of blubber is coming out without some tasty tidbits being offered.

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  • jenb1205jenb1205 member
    Crap... what did I miss? 
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  • ILoveSnacksILoveSnacks member
    That's nothing, you should hear about MY gigantic baby. It is a blue whale which is even bigger than a humpback whale and the doctor said that I am measuring at 50 weeks blue whale because their gestation periods are longer than that of humans.
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  • ScottsdaleMamaScottsdaleMama member
    Oh no! I haven't had an ultrasound recently. I could be carrying a whale and not even know it!! I better go demand that my OB give me an ultrasound, and a 3D one NOT one of those regular 2D ultrasounds! He better not charge me either, I DESERVE to know if



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  • LaxMOM44LaxMOM44 member
    You could already be in labour. There are no signs of early labour and if there were how would you know? It's not like there is a free repository of collective knowledge and medical information. And if there was how would you search it?
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  • AH20AH20

    Be thankful it's not a norwhale, I knew this girl, who knew big foot, who told maury that he was not the father. Crazy Sh!t

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