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S/o advice

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in September 2011 Moms

My brother stopped by yesterday and I was telling him about K's doctors appointment from Monday. His responses:

1. He's probably not growing because he has worms.

     ::I don't think so. I think the doctor would have looked for something like that in the past year.::

I'm pretty sure it's worms. They eat all your nutrients and won't let you grow. Just watch out because when they get big enough, the will come out his butt.

   ::um, ok. I'll watch for that.::

 

2. Well, if you want him to gain a lot of weight, you could always have him smoke a lot of weed.

  ::seriously?! Are YOU high?::

I guess it would be pretty hard to get a baby to smoke. 

 

3. You know, K is going to need to be in advance placement classes when he starts school.

  ::well, of course I think he's smart, but I think he's pretty typical. I guess we can check in to it when he gets closer to school age.::

Nope, I already know it.

::Yes, because YOU apparently are full of knowledge today.::

What the heck!! 

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