Best pregnancy brain stories

blondii428 · April 2013

Within a week I have managed to lose my phone and find it 6 days later in a box that I keep my belts in, wrote our rent check out of an account that had no money in it and drove off from Taco Bell without my credit card!

What about you ladies?

ladibugg83 · April 2013

I left my purse under the table at Panera yesterday, then gave the wrong dog an antibiotic pill last night and tried to brush my teeth today with moisturizer.

eden8309 · April 2013

I keep forgetting (well, everything, but) the names of people, stores, bands, movies... Anything I've heard in the past 2 months, I can't recall. Poor DH has become my human notepad because he'll remember the things I don't!

maiganlynn · April 2013

I've just been really spacey which isn't normally like me.

I'll go to the cupboard, open it, and stare in it for 30 seconds trying to remember what it is I was doing.

I've dropped entire words from my vocabulary while mid-sentence....and for

sunshine2929 · April 2013

maiganlynn:
I've just been really spacey which isn't normally like me.

I'll go to the cupboard, open it, and stare in i

JamieWM · April 2013

I was trying to tell coworkers about my hair in the summer and how I have to embrace my curl and said that I would be microwaving my hair.

I also could not add 34+8.

I agre

mamasheridan · April 2013

I forgot to pee in the cup at my last appt even though it was in my hand the whole time

kimberlymacrae · April 2013

Searched the whole house for my phone. Yelled at dh... it was in my bra.

JLMcWeeney · April 2013

I went to the dr yesterday and they sent me into the bathroom to leave a urine sample. I just went pee right into the toilet without even thinking! I had to stay in there a couple minutes so I could go again.

psychgirl33 · April 2013

No good ones yet this time. Last time we moved to a new house (in the same town at least) and I ordered 2 large pieces of furniture on Amazon. I checked the tracking and it said they were delivered, but they weren't on the porch like it said.&

Ladywench · April 2013

We have swipe access to our office at work - and our restrooms are located in a hall outside the doors we have to swipe in and out of.

I have, twice this week, tried to swipe to leave the restroom itself. I even ran my ID down the

diablesse · April 2013

I have tons, but my favourite is realizing halfway through a meeting that I put both of my sparkly dangly earrings in the same hole, in the same ear.

sawebb · April 2013

Omg I love these stories and so glad it's not just me. I'm a teacher to some great third graders but man do they correct me sometimes lately, I say some bizarre things that I can't think of right now. The other day after school with my tutoring group we w

sawebb · April 2013

Ha I did this at my last visit too!!! S glad to be in company!!

sbartl · April 2013

These are great! I hate my pregnancy brain! The other day work I was leaving a voicemail for someone and totally forgot my phone number mid message and said the complete wrong number! I had to call her back up and make up a lame excuse that I was

achadwick19 · April 2013

Oh my gosh you guys are too funny!!! The only thing I've really had is a loss for knowing the right word to use in a sentence and I ALWAYS call the kids in my class the wrong name "Jack, Dexter, Blake.......uhhh kid!!!" When you're trying to yell at someo

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