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I'm grading tests today

BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
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And I keep singing the Math Song the guys sang in my head. More specifically the "Your math skills are terrible" line.

"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

 

 

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Re: I'm grading tests today

  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    Our math skills are pretty good. Add you and me, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    imageLarry Stylinson:
    Our math skills are pretty good. Add you and me, subtract clothes, divide legs, and multiply.
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    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member
    I can prove my work.
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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    imageLarry Stylinson:
    I can prove my work.

    Proofs are hot, just sayin'

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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