My kid just ate an olive off the floor.

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

SFM: My kid just ate an olive off the floor.

Here's what you can judge me for from that piece of information:

My floors are dirty and I am a total slob who sucks at being a SAHM and if I can't clean my floors, I should find a job and do something worthy.

I wasn't watching him because I was on the Bump. I don't cherish my kid enough to get off the computer.

He probably got a week's worth of sodium out of that one olive so I'm a bad mom because of his poor eating habits.

He could have had an allergic reaction to it. Can you be allergic to olives? I would die.

He could have choked on it so I am clearly a danger to my son.

Judge away!

Tula214 · March 2013

BayleighPaws:
Olives are naaaaasty. I'm judging you cuz it clearly wasn't in a martini glass, and that's the only thing those nas

halvorsonl00 · March 2013

This made my mouth water. I love olives so much.
Our carpets were nasty. I would not let Cali ever eat anything off the floor. Since we got the wood I'm like, 'no its good, eat away my darling.'
If judgings what I get, judge away.

twoitalians · March 2013

Eh... I picked up DS's toy off the floor at Paradise Bakery yesterday and handed it right back to him. I was on the floor a total of 0.00545 seconds.

I'm sure whatever sodium was in that olive killed/shriveled up whatever germs were on it

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

Tula214:
BayleighPa

megmb24 · March 2013

If DD could crawl into our kitchen right now, I don't want to know what she could find to eat on the floor. Seriously it's gross.

mamahawk12 · March 2013

Was it a green olive, or a black olive? My judgement is based on your response.

Rhomonk · March 2013

meaknigh:
Was it a green olive, or a black olive? My judgement is based on your response.

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rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

meaknigh:
Was it a green olive, or a black olive? My judgement is based on your response.

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mamahawk12 · March 2013

Blaach. Totally judging. Worst mom ever. HOWELL! ROLL FOR YOU LIFE! SHE'S TRYING TO POISON YOU!

Tula214 · March 2013

Baker_Bride:
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Crossingfingers · March 2013

My six year old would say "5 MINUTE rule!" And really, if you leave your children on the floor long enough, you don't need to sweep, right?

hooslisa · March 2013

when my DH and i were dating we went on double date to some fru fru tapas place with a friend of mine and her BF. DH said he didn't like olives when we first started dating, but i convinced him to try a few green olives here and there from my mar

AggieDaner · March 2013

hooslisa:
when my DH and i were dating we went on double date to some fru fru tapas place with a friend of mine and her BF.&

Cheerilee · March 2013

Baker_Bride:
Tula21

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

Saltylove:
DD sucked on a pickle yesterday. Our kids should join forces and garnish a Caesar. Or martini or something.
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rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

BayleighPaws:
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xxbabycakesxx · March 2013

I remember when DS1 started to crawl and I caught him trying to eat the doggy kibble from the dog dish lol. Oops.

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

Scout2005:
Bayleigh

hooslisa · March 2013

Scout2005:
Baker_Bride

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

hooslisa:
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rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

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abbyful · March 2013

Eh, good for the immune system!

No judging from me! I give DS binkies that have fallen on the floor all the time. We have 3 dogs, so our floors always have dog hair even 5 minutes after vacuuming; I pick off any dog hair and pop it back in his mo