Since I'll never be able to use the 'I suffered through a billion hours of labor with you' excuse since I unmedicated slept through contractions until I was 10cm dilated and had my water broken I would have given birth in a corn field I will instead simply show Chloe this picture and say 'I gave birth to that giant noggin of yours.'
 
87th percentile noggin 26th percentile weight.  
Re: I gave birth to your giant noggin.
She is so stinkin' cute, big noggin and all!
Proud Mama to cleft cutie
Oh hey, I have a q-tip as well! She's sort of evened out now, but until a few months ago Evie's noodle was in the 90th percentile and her weight was just below 50th.
I've posted this before, but I want it out there that I'm not opposed to mating