According to him. Here's a GIF story:
SO wakes up at 3am. He looks over, ready to start his morning routine:

He looks over, sees I'm not there:

He calls me, and I'm like:


I tell him that I'm in Indiana, meeting BUMPIES:

He says that that's fine, he'll be gone in the morning...he's moving to Texas with DS.

So, I tell him do what you want, I gotta BUMP!


He says he can do the parenting this on his own and to him I say:

This was his dream.
Let's be real...the guy can't even dress our kid in matching clothes. ![]()
ETA: I love me some Amy, obviously.

Re: I cheated on SO.
You're a dork. Certified.
I was all upset for a minute too.
I too share your love of Amy....
Mom of 2 monkeys and 1 on the way!
Christian12/06, Liam 08/12, Monkey #3 10/10