I will start!
I like boob jobs, bikinis, tans, and margs while playing sand castles and football with my family at the beach.
I like butt grabs in public every now and again, as that is my H's most flawless feature; since the baby mine has expand
I would live in big sweats and an ugly sweatshirt if I could. I prefer my hair in a ponytail because I can't take the time to work with it, or put on makeup. I cook with bad-for-you ingredients because the end results is so darn yummy. I
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I eat a lot of junk food. I don't wash my face or brush my teeth before bed. I don't like to leave my small town, having to drive 45 minutes to meet a girlfriend is more work that I can to put in. I gossip to much (something I'm working on!). I think
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I am five minutes late to work every day. I could live on corn dogs, Chef Boyardee ravioli, vanilla Coke, and chocolate. I hate grocery shopping. I love spending time alone and I don't think I would get bored if I was left alone with my phone, tv/DVR a
Hm, I live in a very conversative, rural town. I'm liberal and agnostic. I'm used to most of my opinions being unpopular! I love trashy reality tv. I also think there are much worse parenting crimes than letting your child watch tv daily. I think pumpkin
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Man these personal ads are making me wish I wasn't already married.
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I'm a homebody who would be a hermit given the chance. I drink way too much coffee and am a giant grump if I am not caffeinated. I'm clean but kind of a slob. I prefer s
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I can be downright mean in the mornings (ask DH!) and it takes me a couple hours to wake up. I am a lazy slob most of the time, but I'm also really bothered by clutter. I love being alone and need to meet my alone time quota every week or I ge
I think it's funny when I fart or burp but even more hilarious when other people do. I don't shower everyday and live in ratty pajamas. I forget to put deodorant on often, and rarely shave my legs. I don't brush my teeth at night, but brush them at lea
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I'm that partner that get their way. Even if Dh has an opinion I usually just go with my own anyways. (Im working on this) I'm that skinny girl at the office who eats a 15,000 calorie brea
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I'm LAZYYYYY and I don't deny it. If I could eat junk food all day I could... I know I can survive. I'm a very opiniated person. I like cartoons... I love it when Discovery Kids show My Little Pony. When I cannot sleep I
I'll play! I take super long showers until the water is cold. I get drunk after a glass of wine. I'm not good at paying bills on time, I don't like cooking and cleaning. I would read every minute I'm not spending with DH or c if I could. I think pants are
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I will start! I like boob jobs, bikinis, tans, and margs while playing sand castles and football with my family at the beach. I like butt grabs in public every now and again, as that is my H's most flawless feature; since the baby mine has expand
I am five minutes late to work every day. I could live on corn dogs, Chef Boyardee ravioli, vanilla Coke, and chocolate. I hate grocery shopping. I love spending time alone and I don't think I would get bored if I was left alone with my phone, tv/DVR a
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Man these personal ads are making me wish I wasn't already married.
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I'm a homebody who would be a hermit given the chance. I drink way too much coffee and am a giant grump if I am not caffeinated. I'm clean but kind of a slob. I prefer s
These are awesome!!!! I'll post mine later... iPad has 1% battery left...
I think it's funny when I fart or burp but even more hilarious when other people do. I don't shower everyday and live in ratty pajamas. I forget to put deodorant on often, and rarely shave my legs. I don't brush my teeth at night, but brush them at lea
Holy Cow! You are all too much.
I'm that partner that get their way. Even if Dh has an opinion I usually just go with my own anyways. (Im working on this) I'm that skinny girl at the office who eats a 15,000 calorie brea
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I'm LAZYYYYY and I don't deny it. If I could eat junk food all day I could... I know I can survive. I'm a very opiniated person. I like cartoons... I love it when Discovery Kids show My Little Pony. When I cannot sleep I