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Deep thought of the day

BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
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I over heard a student: "If they only give you like four chips, it should only cost a quarter."

1Deep thought for the day:
We breathe the same air as they do, so we've all had 1D inside us.

"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

 

 

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Re: Deep thought of the day

  • Larry StylinsonLarry Stylinson member

    Play your cards right and we could share more than air...

    And that goes for all of you lovelies. 

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    "are you doing birth announcements? if so, what website are you using? or are you DIY?"

    "Well...Being as the two of us having a child would be huge news since we're men and in a world-famous boyband and have been rumored to secretly be in love for three years, our birth announcement would be splashed all over the internet and in the papers and on magazine covers all over the world, including an exclusive spread in People magazine, the proceeds from which we would then donate to charity. Also, if we don't have a female surrogate carry our child and one of us actually carries and delivers it, we inherit Disneyland, per Walt Disney's final wishes laid out in his will. So there's that.If we weren't celebrities, however, we'd probably go with Shutterfly."
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  • BoopADoopBettyBoopADoopBetty member
    imageLarry Stylinson:
    Play your cards right and we could share more than air...And that goes for allnbsp;of you lovelies.nbsp;
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    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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