.. you know your pregnant when...?

lau13ren · March 2013

I've been rocking and rolling in bed for hours now-- having first u/s tomorrow at 8 weeks 2 days, Praying to hear that little gorgeous heartbeat whomping away, just letting my anxiety get to me...So want to lighten the prego mood.

So i've decided to start a fun little tread on:

"you know your pregnant when..." --

- When i caught myself singing Wizard of Oz's "if i only had a brain" today around the apartment except replacing the words with.. "if i could only take a poo..dun dun dun dun dun dun.."

-When I laying in bed and my stomach is growling and nauseous all at the same time.

-When I go to the gym and somehow find myself falling alseep stretching on the mat instead of doing cardio.

What else ladies? What fun quirks remind you that your cooking a bun in the oven?

Beccabby · March 2013

You know you're pregnant when your boobs start becoming a shelf to catch the crumbs and food you eat!

tifftero · March 2013

You know you are pregnant when you can't sleep and your husband or s/o is snoring away in bed next to you.

frankka01 · March 2013

1. When evn though you're EXHAUSTEDDD you still seem to wake for two or three times a night for at least an hour. And you're wideeee awake.

2. When you're so excited you can finally eat bc the nausea is gone so you stuff your face and are bloated/uncomfortable/gassy for te next two days.

3. When celebrating taking a poo you feel the need to tell everyone!

Oh. And I love getting to say "I'm the pregnant one here!!"

Unknown · March 2013

I'm excited to tell my husband I pooped!!

lau13ren · March 2013

When i catch myself getting ticker envy for those wonderful women post 13 weeks.. knowing they are more that likely clear of M/S....

Mulhollem42 · March 2013

You can smell the entrance to bed bath and beyond from 1.5 miles away.

You are trying to force your toddler to try a doughnut hole because you are telling yourself you bought them for her...but end up eating them all.

I have become the first one at the restaurant to suggest "are we getting an appetizer?"

rmcgibbon · March 2013

You know you're pregnant when one second you have insane road rage and are yelling at drivers for being pricks and the next you are crying at a song on the radio, and THEN are laughing hysterically at something a radio DJ said. All in the span of 5 minutes. WHOA, mood swings.

taylormarie923 · March 2013

You come seconds away from shutting your locked car door and realize the keys are still in the ignition and the engine is running. And this isn't the first time...this week.

MVS2013 · March 2013

Every morning you feel 12 trying to cover up acne that you thought was gone for good.

Karley0212 · March 2013

When passing gas seems normal and routine and constant.

You know your pregnant when 10 monitues after eating you consider making a snack

olga1311 · March 2013

when you are crying in the restaurant because they were out of the dessert you wanted.

MrsLenau09 · March 2013

When DH tries to "honky-honk" your boobs and you swat his hand away like a kung fu master because the thought alone is painful (even my bra hurts my nips)!

BCoffin2929 · March 2013

You know your pregnant when....

the voice of reasoning gets slapped in the face and you eat a whole bag of potato chips, even though you weren't really that hungry....then follow it up with a whole bowl of pickles....

When your husband loves your new "porn-star bazoonga's" and all you want to do is chop them off....

When having a #2 feels like the miracle of the day!....

hawkeyes00 · March 2013

Bethbbbritto:
I'm excited to tell my husband I pooped!!

haha!

this is SO ME! Poor DH, he tells me I would have fit right in at his frat.

kimmycup · March 2013

your dog that never smelled before now makes you gag. Thank god for dog spray!

you look at your boobs and they're as big as a bullseye, and your DH want's to touch them all the time but you go ninja on his ass. Ouch.

stupid commercials make your cry. "She loves her bank! It's so sweet"

bmorsel · March 2013

-your pizza craving from earlier smells so disgusting 20 minutes after eating it you can't even put it away, cause you're pretty sure you will get sick from smelling it....

-The first smell you have when you walk in the house is the litterbox, cause your husband forgot to clean it and you have "super smell"... (not an awesome super power by the way....)

-you think everyone around you can tell you are pregnant before you are ready to tell them

Thanks for the laugh ladies, needed it!