Motherhood should be more like Girl Scouts...

adoxyinherear · March 2013

I'd like the Ineffectually Mopping the Kitchen Floor While Wearing Your Baby badge. What badge do you want?!

martinimomma · March 2013

Top Chef Toddler Buffet Division, wherein said toddler refuses to eat any one the myriad items prepared for any one of his meals. Seriously. The kid is in a major food funk this weekend!

adoxyinherear · March 2013

martinimomma:
Top Chef Toddler Buffet Division, wherein said toddler refuses to eat any one the myriad items prepared for any one of his meals. Seriously. The kid is in a major food funk this weekend!

Yes x10

awesnap · March 2013

Toddler hair engineer.

We are in the awkward growing out stage AND the toddler I don't want anything in my hair yet the hair in my eyes bother me stage. I have to get creative.

amidkiff · March 2013

I'd like the "got laundry done and dinner made badge". Some days I'd settle for the "We both got dressed today" badge.

orangegoggles · March 2013

"most effective with cleaning blow out poops up the front and back" badge.

VeilSdeGTO · March 2013

Middle of the night leaking diaper change everything extravaganza badge. Although not sure if I actually deserve that badge since it resulted in total meltdown last night. ::insert appropriate emoticon here::

melly918 · March 2013

The Do It All In One Day Champion badge.

Church, made lunch, napped, cleaned kitchen floor, food shopping, power walk with the family, made dinner, did the bills, folded the laundry...and ofc BFing DD... I'm currently in the tub...yes, with my phone bumping LOL, then watch Once Upon A Time soon while I play a game with DS since I promised him and as he lost video and iPad privileges due to being a PITA in church, he needs something positive to end the day. Oh, yeah, I still have to make my lunch for tmw.

Daylight savings time sucks balls.

butterflynola · March 2013

After this week I feel I earned the I took care of a super fussy, whiny toddler and didn't lose my mind badge (I didn't lose it completely anyways)

ugh!

mork · March 2013

I've earned the badge for taking care of a sick DH and teething LO, while still managing to do six loads of laundry, run errands, do the grocery shopping, and pump every two hours. No dinner though. Pizza's on it's way.

Mom2anAngel2 · March 2013

Jessiebug81:
Can I get the "creative picker upper" badge? I've gotten really good at picking up/moving things with my feet while holding one or both sleeping babies. Dropped a burp cloth? The remote? No prob...monkey toes to the rescue! No way in hell I'm putting this FINALLY quiet baby down.

Gross.

This made me laugh! I do the same thing, and it grossed DS out.

Junebug060609 · March 2013

martinimomma:
Top Chef Toddler Buffet Division, wherein said toddler refuses to eat any one the myriad items prepared for any one of his meals. Seriously. The kid is in a major food funk this weekend!

I think our kiddos are in cahoots.

I'll take a whiny teething toddler badge. We had a day this week that was legendary. I hate canine teeth the most so far.

Oh and a bathtub poop badge. Because apparently in the tub is THE place to go. ::to my credit I've gotten good at seeing it coming and have been about to get him on the potty in time about 50 percent of the time. But that still leaves the other 50 percent...so, yeah::