The hilarious things kids say about pregnancy

asibilrud · March 2013

Since I know theres a lot of teachers on here....I am a sub! Some funnies from my week!

How did he get in there? Did you eated him? -Kindergarten

Can you not have your water break today? Its just that we won't know what to do!- 4th grade

Are you married? (then another kid says) of course shes married, its illegal to have a baby and not be married!! - 2nd grade

Does the whole world know that you are gonna have a baby? -2nd grade

How do you know its a boy? Did you just tell him YOUR A BOY? -kindergarten

MKC12/22/2006 · March 2013

Too funny! I teach high school, and I got a lot of "you look really pregnant today." Thanks.

mel1987 · March 2013

So Cute!!

emriley84 · March 2013

My 5yo niece was 3 when I had DS#1, I asked her if she thought the baby was a boy or girl. She said, without missing a beat "a girl baby, named baby cinderella." My poor DS was called baby cinderella my whole pregnancy. She was so mad he was a boy.

Now she's 5, and she asked me the other day, "so, how does that baby get out of your belly?" I said, ask mommy hahaha

hnewell · March 2013

My 10yr old " Mom I feel sorry for you, it looks hard to bend". Oh and mom. Don't worry you don't look to fat" followed by a hug. Thanks son!

Spacebunny19 · March 2013

emriley84:
My 5yo niece was 3 when I had DS#1, I asked her if she thought the baby was a boy or girl. She said, without missing a beat "a girl baby, named baby cinderella." My poor DS was called baby cinderella my whole pregnancy. She was so mad he was a boy.

Now she's 5, and she asked me the other day, "so, how does that baby get out of your belly?" I said, ask mommy hahaha

A friend of mine actually ended up naming her daughter Ella because her older daughter kept rocking a doll and calling her Ella, and it ended up trumping all the other names on her list!

My DD however thinks *HER* name is Cinderella. You can ask her, "Fiona (her real name,) what's your name?" She says, "Cinduwewa" (She's 2.) So you ask again, "No, Fiona, what's YOUR name, Fiona?" (You know, cluing her in?) So she looks at you like you're stupid. "CindeWEWAH." (Because you might also be hard of hearing.)

Also Mommy is Cindewewah and Daddy is also sometimes Cindewewah.

This is why she is not naming her sister.

jkkg317 · March 2013

Spacebunny19:
emriley84:
My 5yo niece was 3 when I had DS#1, I asked her if she thought the baby was a boy or girl. She said, without missing a beat "a girl baby, named baby cinderella." My poor DS was called baby cinderella my whole pregnancy. She was so mad he was a boy.

Now she's 5, and she asked me the other day, "so, how does that baby get out of your belly?" I said, ask mommy hahaha
A friend of mine actually ended up naming her daughter Ella because her older daughter kept rocking a doll and calling her Ella, and it ended up trumping all the other names on her list!
My DD however thinks *HER* name is Cinderella. You can ask her, "Fiona (her real name,) what's your name?" She says, "Cinduwewa" (She's 2.) So you ask again, "No, Fiona, what's YOUR name, Fiona?" (You know, cluing her in?) So she looks at you like you're stupid. "CindeWEWAH." (Because you might also be hard of hearing.)
Also Mommy is Cindewewah and Daddy is also sometimes Cindewewah.
This is why she is not naming her sister.

That is so cute!

PrincessFiona9 · March 2013

I'm not even pregnant but DD keeps asking if I have a baby in my belly because "it's fat." Sad

She's been obsessed with babies and pregnancy lately for some reason.

ETA: haha I just realized I clicked on the wrong board somehow. Sorry to hijack!

spring_time · March 2013

I am a teacher and cannot walk through a kindergarten or first grade classroom without every little hand reaching out to touch my belly.

I also carried on a very interesting conversation with a middle school student who has Aspbergers Syndrome. He is working on maintaining eye contact, and initiating and carrying out small talk with people. It is already slightly uncomfortable to share details with a middle school student, it is more so with a student with Aspergers who has a hard time finding that social line. We made it through, though, and he passed his assignment with flying colors.

hogrefea · March 2013

My 4.5 year old son started rubbing my boob during a prayer at mass and asked super loud why my bumps were getting soooooo big. DH nearly crumled to the ground trying to stifle his laughter and I got all red faced and started sweating. Everyone around us heard and started giggling. I was mortified and highly amused at the

same time. Lately he's been rubbing my belly exclaiming that it is sooooooooo HUGE!

OhSewCrafty · March 2013

MKC12/22/2006:
Too funny! I teach high school, and I got a lot of "you look really pregnant today." Thanks.

LOL Same with my college kids.

Poochie22 · March 2013

My DSS (8) said "Wow, your belly is still just as big as it was yesterday"

daniellelea1985 · March 2013

My 5 yr old niece has been hilarious.

When we first broke the news to her that I was pregnant and she was going to have a new little cousin (I was about 13weeks at the time) She goes, "So we get to see the baby tomorrow?" We had to explain to her that it take a while for the baby to grow in my tummy lol

Then not too long ago (now that I'm very obviously pregnant) We had a little get together with family and friends. She asked one of her mom's friends this.. "Do you have a baby in your tummy too, cause you look like you do!" I felt so bad for the lady cause she was obviously uncomfortable that this 5 yr old very loudly pretty much called her fat LOL

kjg5445 · March 2013

When I was pregnant my ds was 6 and we were at the dentist and his dentist asked if he was excited that his mommy was having a baby. He responded 'she's not pregnant, just fat'. The dentist about Died. It was hilarious!!!

JilllyBean · March 2013

My mom recently told me about how when she was pregnant with my younger sister I asked her how the baby gets out and she told me the baby comes out your bottom. I said to her, isn't that going to hurt your feet? I'm sure she wished! Lol. I dont remember this at all

LaineyPaney · March 2013

Aww! Those are fun.

Shannon Zehr · March 2013

My mom is a kindergarten teacher, and when I go to visit her at the school, all her kids keep asking her how the baby got in there (one asked, as you said, if I ate him). I DIED laughing! My goddaughter is 3 and everytime I see her, she rubs my belly then waves and says her Jeffrey. When my husband is around she gets confused (since my little man is being named after his daddy) and asks how Jeffrey is in my belly and around her. She also LOVES to kiss my belly and say bye when I go to leave her. Kids are so stinking cute!

newmommiee91 · March 2013

My mom was explaining to my four year old sister that I was going to have a baby and she wouldn't believe it. The idea of growing a baby in your belly was outlandish to her. My mom told her "her baby lives in her belly." and she responded with a disgusted look and "EW." LOL!

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