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June 2013 Moms
PurpleCobra1
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::Story Time::
PurpleCobra1
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My conversation with DD this morning when I was putting on my make-up:
DD: You know, the other day I pulled my eye out and spun it around on my finger. But it didn't hurt, and it went back in. I was calling your name for you to come look, but you ignored me.
Me: You're telling me you took your eye out.....played with it.....and then put it back in?? Really?
DD: (Exasperated) Moooom, it was in my dream. And the dungeon did it.
Me: The dungeon, hmmm. Do you even know what a dungeon is?
DD: Uhh, no mom I don't. I've never asked you what it is before so how would I know what it is. What is it?
Me: Its like a cave where dragons live.
DD: Oh. Yeah, it couldn't have been a dragon. They are extinct.
Sigh......
Anyone have any funny/cute/ridiculous stories to share??
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Re: ::Story Time::
Haha, that is so cute and funny!
M/C 7/8/12
Perfect baby boy born 7/8/13
BFP 8/20/14 EDD 4/27/15 It's a GIRL!!
I was sitting inside, on the stairs and I hear a little voice say, "Excuse me." I turn around and a little girl is peeking out of one of the doors. She says, "Are you ok?" I was so amazed at the concern this child was showing. I simple said, "Oh yes, I'm fine. Thank you so very much for asking though."
It turns out she is the child of one of the professor's children. I'm tempted to email her and let her know how impressed I was with her daughter.
ETA: OP, the story about your daughter is adorable.
Awww, that's so sweet!
DS#1 3-28-02 ~ DD 6-15-09 ~ DS#2 5-31-13
How considerate! I love stories like these, and kudos to you for giving her recognition
DS#1 3-28-02 ~ DD 6-15-09 ~ DS#2 5-31-13
That's so cute! I can't wait until my DSs get to the story telling age!
That's adorable!
I'm a FTM, but Auntie X4. My favorite story has always been my nephew at about age 2. Preface: Hubby (known as Uncle Buss to the kids) and I were living together, not yet married and still in grad school. This convo was completely out of the blue.
N: Auntie Riss, Uncle Buss- when are you two gonna have kids? I need cousins.
Me: Well Buddy, we are going to finish school, then Auntie Riss gets her rings, and then we'll talk about it ok?
N: Well, where do you get the rings?
Me: Well, Uncle Buss will go to the store and find them.
N: Uncle Buss!
R: Yeah Buddy?
N: Can we go shopping tomorrow for rings for Auntie Riss? Then you can give me 96 cousins!
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!
Haha! Priceless!
DS#1 3-28-02 ~ DD 6-15-09 ~ DS#2 5-31-13
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That's hilarious!
My DD is only starting to talk, but after every time you give her something she says "dank youuu!" I was helping her put chicken on her fork last night and after every bite, mouth full of food, it was "dank youuu!" She cracks me up lately.
Aww, that's cute!
My nephew is 6 and he is ridiculously excited about getting a new cousin so everytime I see him he asks me why the baby isn't out of my belly yet. I told him it would come after his birthday (May 18th) and he said "awesome, May 19th!!" and I had to explain I meant sometime in the month after his birthday and not the day after, he was super disappointed.
My niece is like that- when we told her the baby is due June 21, she asked if baby could come June 4th (her birthday) so they could share!
Our lil' diva: late like her Momma: 40 weeks 5 days!