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Butthole color reveal. It's a...

RichardSlapRichardSlap member
in October 2011 Moms

Well, let's just say Packer probably wouldn't pack it for me. I like it though. Apparently it's the only part of my body that will tan.

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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    Do you suppose there could be a bikini bottom to show off your tan asshoIe? 


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    imagemissyishere:
    Do you suppose there could be a bikini bottom to show off your tan asshoIe? 

    Maybe I'll just have the spray tan lady color match my taint.

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  • thetheisensthetheisens member
    The queen of LAP is good with an unbleached butthole. She has spoken. 
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    Dammit, I have to go to bed. I can't wait to wake up and see how awesome this has marinated overnight.


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    Ha!

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  • DoctorWorm222DoctorWorm222 member

    I just don't get this. Aren't buttholes supposed to be pink? Why do I care if I have a pink butthole just like everyone else on planet earth? Why do I need to have a flesh-toned butthole? So long as its not super hairy, I say leave it alone!

    ETA: And would this not aggravate our hemorrhoids? Am I the only person here who still has freaking hemorrhoids?

     

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  • sharksfansharksfan member
    imageDoctorWorm222:

    I just don't get this. Aren't buttholes supposed to be pink? Why do I care if I have a pink butthole just like everyone else on planet earth? Why do I need to have a flesh-toned butthole? So long as its not super hairy, I say leave it alone! 

    You know, I thought this originally too.  Then, I got to thinking...I have a tattoo on my left butt cheek.  No one has ever seen it except ex-boyfriends (and close girlfriends) and now DH.  What is the point of it?  There was a fun story that went with it and it now reminds me of good ole college days.  No one can see it but DH and I, so some may argue that there was no point in getting a tattoo there.  But, I like it and it makes me happy.  If a bleached butthole makes you feel good, far be it from me to judge.  

      

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  • joolz17joolz17 member
    imageRichard slap:

    Maybe I'll just have the spray tan lady color match my taint.

    i hear this is what all the Housewives ask their tanners for. It gives you the most natural looking colour.  

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  • thetheisensthetheisens member

    You can't end up with  butthole cancer from bleaching it, can you? A harsh chemical on your skin all the time seems bad. I am pastey pale now because I know tanning is terrible.  

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  • HappyAardvarkHappyAardvark member
    Since butthole bleaching is a thing, what about butthole dyeing? Could I get a purple butthole? Like manic panic for your naughty place? Maybe green for St Patrick's Day?

    What about butthole bedazzling? Assjazzling? Don't anyone steal my idea. I called it here FIRST.
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  • morsey2011morsey2011 member
    Thanks to the ladies of the bump, DH and I had a lovely bed time conversation about buttholes and the color of said buttholes. 
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  • missyisheremissyishere member
    imagemorsey2011:
    Thanks to the ladies of the bump, DH and I had a lovely bed time conversation about buttholes and the color of said buttholes.nbsp;

    In just the couple weeks, I've asked DH of he'd like my finger up his ass and if he'd take a gander at my asshoIe for color check.


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    imageDoctorWorm222:

    ETA: And would this not aggravate our hemorrhoids? Am I the only person here who still has freaking hemorrhoids?

     

    i still have one and I have days that it annoys the crap out of me!!  Pun intended!! 

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  • Ms.JadeMs.Jade member

    imagemorsey2011:
    Thanks to the ladies of the bump, DH and I had a lovely bed time conversation about buttholes and the color of said buttholes. 

    It's gotten to the point that whenever I bring up something wacky to DH he asks me if I got the idea on here.  

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