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May 2012 Moms
joshandpanda
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Open Letter Monday
joshandpanda
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Re: Open Letter Monday
Dear Self,
you were doing to good getting up every morning and going to the gym by 430am... now you are just waking up at 415, rolling over, and going back to bed... This needs to change, like ASAP! No wonder you aren't seeing a change on the scale... if you keep this up, you will see a change, and it won't be a good one...
Sincerely,
the fatty inside of you trying to push you.
First world problems does not even begin to describe the ridiculousness of this thread, and I wish I had your problems.
Sincerely,
The SAHM staring at a pile of unfolded laundry, another that still needs to be washed, and for good measure, a dog that needs to be walked lol
Dear hospitals and insurance companies,
I really hate dealing with you. Just because my doctor notes that I have pink eye during my annual physical, it does not mean that my whole doctor visit should be charged as a "sick visit" rather than preventative care. I really don't think I should have to pay for my cholesterol test just because I also happened to have pink eye. Hopefully that talk you had with each other should clear this up and I won't have to pay for the entire visit.
~Aggravated, though glad to have insurance.
PS: Please don't make me do the same thing again in two weeks because LO happened to have "goopy eye" (discharge, but eyes were white) during his 9 month checkup.
Dear LO,
Please stop rubbing your nose and then your eyes. No one likes it when you have "goopy eye", least of all you when we have to hold you down and put drops in your eye. I can't put you in a straightjacket, so you're going to have to learn to stop rubbing your eyes all the time.
~Happy that at least we made it a few months w/o goopy eye before the latest round.
Dear Chiropractor,
I know my back and hips are bad that's why I came to you. HOWEVER, I cannot commit to 3 days a week for three months of treatment. Once a week for a few weeks, yes...multiple days, no.
Dear 2:00,
Everytime you come near, my head starts to droop. I just want to lay my head on my desk and pass out. Oh wait, I did that last week.
Dear Operations Manager;
Sorry I didn't remember to count and roll the change from a single donation yesterday meaning you had to do it today. Somehow I didn't manage to find the time to do this on the weekend while I was doing the job of 2 people since somebody didn't show up to work. I managed to deal with a dog fight in the lobby and somehow forgot to count the box of change that arrived at the same time. So sorry. I'm glad you could make me feel guilty about it this morning by telling me over and over how you had to sacrifice a whole 5 minutes of your precious time doing it for me. Next time just put the change on my desk, ask me to do it, and stop being so damn passive aggressive and guilt-trippy.
Signed;
On my 8th straight day of work with a sick sleepless child and could care less about your ***