For real, Mom?!

hooslisa · March 2013

sub: For real, mom?

so, i thought this warranted it's own post because it just cracked me up so much. my mom came down this weekend so DH and I could do the race together this AM.

I completely forgot that we had run out of milk and so my mom had nothing to put in her coffee this AM. She was rummaging through the fridge for a substitute and i joked, "well, there's breast milk."

she comes out with noticably lighter colored coffee. i asked her what she had put in it.

Yup.

My mom put 2 ounces of my breastmilk in her coffee.

i.was.shocked. it still cracks me up. i'm laughing about it still. i never in a gazillion years would have guessed she would have done that. my mom did not breastfeed, by the way. so, she's not one of those midwifey, lactation hippys.

for real.

mindymaske · March 2013

how funny

Andreabks · March 2013

nice!

JAO2011 · March 2013

Ha! I just about choked on water. Hilarious!!

Tula214 · March 2013

***, why not? If she wasn't your mom I'd be grossed out. I'm cracking up.

rp-chicago-mom · March 2013

Ha! Well...it's not terrible. I've tasted it to see if it's fine. What a way to start the day!

latnprincess · March 2013

Hahaha!! Funny and at the same time cool!

latnprincess · March 2013

LiliDragon:
It is quite sweet. I hope she adjusted the sugar appropriately! Haha! But really, this was one of my UOs...it's weird how the thought of drinking milk from our own species grosses us out, isn't it?

I agree, but not sure if you mean it in the same way. I mean it should be normal. We drink cow's milk easily. But human milk? no way! Such a weird stigma.

CLeigh03 · March 2013

Laughing, this isn't that weird right? It does taste pretty sweet!

hooslisa · March 2013

latnprincess:

LiliDragon:
It is quite sweet. I hope she adjusted the sugar appropriately! Haha! But really, this was one of my UOs...it's weird how the thought of drinking milk from our own species grosses us out, isn't it?

I agree, but not sure if you mean it in the same way. I mean it should be normal. We drink cow's milk easily. But human milk? no way! Such a weird stigma.

i totally agree....but my mom isn't exactly on the cutting edge of lactation. it was just so unexpected. so funny.

i actually put my extra breast milk in my coffee regularly

latnprincess · March 2013

hooslisa:
latnprincess:

LiliDragon:
It is quite sweet. I hope she adjusted the sugar appropriately! Haha! But really, this was one of my UOs...it's weird how the thought of drinking milk from our own species grosses us out, isn't it?

I agree, but not sure if you mean it in the same way. I mean it should be normal. We drink cow's milk easily. But human milk? no way! Such a weird stigma.

i totally agree....but my mom isn't exactly on the cutting edge of lactation. it was just so unexpected. so funny.

i actually put my extra breast milk in my coffee regularly

Oh I'm sure! That's why I'm saying. It shouldn't be weird, but it is, lol..

jessalynn521 · March 2013

lol, yeah. That does seem strange to me.. Shouldn't, but I guess I have been trained by society to think so.

Actually as a species we are the only ones that continue to drink milk once weaned. And it isn't even milk produced by our own species as was pointed out already.

smile50208 · March 2013

that is hysterical! When I dropped S off at my mom's this morning, my mom was making coffee. She asked if I could get her the milk from the fridge. But then she specified her regular milk, NOT my milk!

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