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Nicolewinsbingo · February 2013

Hiiii, I'm back with more delightfully terrible Facebook "baby showers". Prepare yourselves.

A creative way of asking for straight up cash...the "virtual shower".

https://www.facebook.com/events/487762861286149/

A delightful sprinkle, with only 213 people invited.

https://www.facebook.com/events/598507806830098/

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

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fivefeetsmall · February 2013

Mind. Blown.

wcvsb3b5 · February 2013

Oh my! The "virtual shower" people asked over 1100 people for money! And the third one...umm how many times does she have to talk about the "list of things that are needed," give the registry info, and list what they want. Ay yi yi!

Those were some good ones.

ETA: Someone commented that she (girl for 3rd shower) invited 978 people and her response was "Lol well I just invited everyone on my fb." Niiiice..

gimmietimmies · February 2013

Nicolewinsbingo:
Hiiii, I'm back with more delightfully terrible Facebook "baby showers". Prepare yourselves.
A creative way of asking for straight up cash...the "virtual shower".
https://www.facebook.com/events/487762861286149/
A delightful sprinkle, with only 213 people invited.
https://www.facebook.com/events/598507806830098/
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

danigirl7181 · February 2013

discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
 https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

Oh my!!

wcvsb3b5 · February 2013

danigirl7181:
discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
 https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

Oh my!!

Wow!

FakeFinn · February 2013

On the first one: I'm not sure what "raising a galactic child with presence, devotion and Love" normally costs, I guess they're betting on 'a lot'.

Runaway22 · February 2013

allierhiana1:
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This is how I feel after viewing the first one, and I haven't even gotten to the others, yet. Tongue Tied

Ra. You named your kid Ra. Oh... man.

Cranang · February 2013

I think they're planning on eating the kid in the first one. Son of a b!tch. And the dad's name is Govinda StarGazer. Well, that's the name he gave himself...::eyeroll::

fivefeetsmall · February 2013

discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
 https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

I'll give her this.. She has a pretty tummy. Umm the rest of it looks like a prego lady porn shoot. It's just very weird looking.

drtarajp · February 2013

i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!

At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests.

OctGirl80 · February 2013

pnutg · February 2013

drtarajp:
i just looked atnbsp;Andrea'snbsp;registry the 911 guest shower and she is registered for 918 items!!!At least she is making sure there is plenty ofnbsp;selectionnbsp;for her nearly 1000 guests.nbsp;

I am really embarassed for all of these women. Why do they think this is ok?

runningyogimama · February 2013

drtarajp:
i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!
At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests.

Even after looking at #1, when I got to #3 and creeped on her (Andrea's) profile, I just...is this real life?

All I can think is the poor kids don't stand a chance....

flerlgirl · February 2013

LMvW85:
On the first one: I'm not sure what "raising a galactic child with presence, devotion and Love" normally costs, I guess they're betting on 'a lot'.

When I see the phrase "galactic child" I picture the bad guy from the second Fantastic Four movie. So maybe they're having a supervillain?

mccall35 · February 2013

discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile.

Bahahahha... I almost died lauging. She's so serious.

girlmama83 · February 2013

How funny would it be if one of those women were on these message boards?

I don't know which baby I feel the most sorry for. Probably baby vashra.

tobejesskoz · February 2013

mccall35:
discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:

And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.

https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/

clicky.

OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile.

Bahahahha... I almost died lauging. She's so serious.

It looks like the baby daddy has a black eye in the pics. Super classy!

nlscroggins · February 2013

discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
 https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile. 

hahahaha omg I can't even with those topless pics with the mom blocks! DYING over here! I bet her friends were soooo mad that day when she clogged their newsfeeds with a billion individually uploaded softcore porn maternity pics. hilarious.

MzCurnett8886 · February 2013

drtarajp:
i just looked atnbsp;Andrea'snbsp;registry the 911 guest shower and she is registered for 918 items!!!At least she is making sure there is plenty ofnbsp;selectionnbsp;for her nearly 1000 guests.nbsp;

Because every special snowflake deserves 3bouncers, 3activity centers, 35washcloths, 6different digital monitor sets, 5changing pad covers, 50 articles of clothing, 8breast pumps, and 11different crib bedding sets and only 1box per size of diapers. Gawd, if even 1/10 of the people bought her something where would she put all this stuff?nbsp;Entitled brat screaming buy me stuff right there.

Texasmomma13 · February 2013

Wow, just wow! I'm literally speechless from these. I can't even imagine thinking that any of this would ever be appropriate in any setting.

nunzchucks · February 2013

nlscroggins:
discobelle:
gimmietimmies:
Nicolewinsbingo:
And just a regular oldie but goodie, 911 person shower hosted by the mother to be with multiple requests and reminders about what people need to bring her.
https://www.facebook.com/events/553360211341847/
clicky.
OMG... Check out her bump photos on her profile.
hahahaha omg I can't even with those topless pics with the mom blocks! DYING over here! I bet her friends were soooo mad that day when she clogged their newsfeeds with a billion individually uploaded softcore porn maternity pics. hilarious.

Please tell me everyone saw the one where they are holding the blocks with the baby's name spelled wrong - "Aira" instead of "Aria"

Dying!

kcooper1986 · February 2013

I have no words.....for ANY of them.....

AnnMarie0219 · February 2013

Too funny

TNcardinals · February 2013

drtarajp:
i just looked at Andrea's registry (the 911 guest shower) and she is registered for 918 items!!!
At least she is making sure there is plenty of selection for her nearly 1000 guests.

I looked at her registry as well. She's registered for at least 6 different video monitors, 4 bouncers, and 3 rock 'n play sleepers.

CRLSMC2011 · February 2013

So disappointed I can't facebook at work...let's hope these are jokes.

TaylorP5 · February 2013

People these days....

BC&LM · February 2013

The descriptions you have of each shower sound awful, but I refuse to click on the actual links because I think it's horrible that you would put someone's event out there on a public message board like that even if the event is listed as public on FB. Yes, they are being incredibly tacky with these showers, but I think it's just as tacky to link to an event with someone's real life name and info on it. I can't believe no one called you out on this.

Jontue · March 2013

OctGirl80:

I am not good I am sure with the etiquette of baby showers but I had the same look...I know this is not likely but I am hoping they are jokes...

Nicolewinsbingo · March 2013

BC&LM:
The descriptions you have of each shower sound awful, but I refuse to click on the actual links because I think it's horrible that you would put someone's event out there on a public message board like that even if the event is listed as public on FB. Yes, they are being incredibly tacky with these showers, but I think it's just as tacky to link to an event with someone's real life name and info on it. I can't believe no one called you out on this.

These are not people I know in real life. These are people who put their OWN names and information out there for other people to see. It was a simple public search on Facebook to find them. There was absolutely no violation of privacy.

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