So, like, omg

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

I ate papa johns tonight and then peed neon yellow. Like, omg, does this mean Papa John is my baby daddy?

Favority · February 2013

It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!

The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.

Favority · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!
The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.

Why are you even questioning who fathered your child. You put his sausage inside you, you are totes preggly with the prince or princess of delicious pizza. Congrats.

You may also see a stream of rainbows out your vag since you enjoy the best part of Papa's pizza. Congratulations!

shelley1002 · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!

The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.

Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father

Favority · February 2013

shelley1002:
yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!
The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.
Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father

Good point, your chances of a Papa baby are much lower since he did not include his sauce. However I know several pull and pray babies so there is still a chance.

finnybooboo · February 2013

I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and over-reactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some (like me) are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

shelley1002:
yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!

The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.

Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father

You speak nothing but wisdom.

Damn. I guess y'all will see me on Maury in 9 months then.

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

finnybooboo:
I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and overreactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some like me are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...nbsp;

Where the fluck did this come from?

It's called humor. Get yourself some.

mrambo3 · February 2013

Man I need to get on TB more often. Darn you work! Darn you kid! Darn you chores!! Darn you!!

Favority · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
finnybooboo:
I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and overreactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some like me are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...nbsp;
Where the fluck did this come from? It's called humor. Get yourself some.

I have heard it can affect your ute though. Better stay safe and keep the butthurt instead of risk it.

pmarie33 · February 2013

finnybooboo:
I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and over-reactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some (like me) are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...

all i hear is blah blah blah

Seriously, you've been on the bump for what 2 seconds? Then come on here and post this. Get a sense of humor and lighten up.

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

Favority:
yesthisiskim0401:
finnybooboo:
I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and overreactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some like me are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...nbsp;

Where the fluck did this come from?

It's called humor. Get yourself some.
I have heard it can affect your ute though. Better stay safe and keep the butthurt instead of risk it. 

My ute is just extra strong and hearty from all my laughing. Too bad a baby will be beating the crap out of my perfect ute in a few months. At least my butt won't hurt.

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

NRyan55:
There she is!

charlydoom · February 2013

finnybooboo:
I know some posts on this board are a little crazy and over-reactive, but I feel like some posts I've seen tonight have just been kind of mean and snarky. This board is for anyone to come and post their questions/feelings/etc and to gain a piece of mind. Some (like me) are also pregnant for the first time, don't have a doc appt for several weeks, AND do not have many people to talk to about being pregnant with our choice to wait and tell people after we're more in the "safe zone" I don't see why people feel the need to mock other peoples questions/concerns/vents. If you don't like the post or think it's a ridiculous question, then simply move on to the next post where your answer is worthy...

This is my first pregnancy, I don't see my actual OB until next week, and I haven't told very many people. However, I also know how to use google and baby books and look to see if my question or concern has already been talked about. Oh and I know how to use common sense.

pmarie33 · February 2013

NRyan55:
There she is!

Is this the OP from earlier that said I hope you don't?

Favority · February 2013

pmarie33:
NRyan55:
There she is!
Is this the OP from earlier that said I hope you don't?

Excellent question!

Lhand11 · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
shelley1002:
yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!
The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.
Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father
You speak nothing but wisdom. Damn. I guess y'all will see me on Maury in 9 months then.

Just be careful because if the baby in your ute is a girl, Papa's sausage may get her KU. Then you would have nothing but problems.

yesthisiskim0401 · February 2013

Lhand11:
yesthisiskim0401:
shelley1002:
yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!

The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.

Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father

You speak nothing but wisdom.

Damn. I guess y'all will see me on Maury in 9 months then.
Just be careful because if the baby in your ute is a girl, Papa's sausage may get her KU. Then you would have nothing but problems.  

OMG TWINSIES! I think I will name one Fuchsia and the other Sapphire.

jarebearsmom · February 2013

NRyan55:
There she is!

I missed my snarky baby daddy

KylieCamp13 · February 2013

pmarie33:
NRyan55:
There she is!
Is this the OP from earlier that said I hope you don't?

No. That snatch traps name was paige something. I'm still a little stabby over that post.

I don't consider myself a violent person, however, I would LOVE to take my earrings out and b!tch slap that twatwaffle. It must be nice to live in the naive world of pregnancy. Where every baby expected is born happy and healthy. Grrrrrrrr

Phalaenopsis · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
I ate papa johns tonight and then peed neon yellow. Like, omg, does this mean Papa John is my baby daddy?

ZOMG Papa J is your baby daddy!! I'm sooo jelly of your good fortune!

GIFSoup

In all seriousness, for next time, please google the answer to this question. It's like, so obvious.

pmarie33 · February 2013

KylieCamp13:
pmarie33:
NRyan55:
There she is!
Is this the OP from earlier that said I hope you don't?
No. That snatch traps name was paige something. I'm still a little stabby over that post. I don't consider myself a violent person, however, I would LOVE to take my earrings out and b!tch slap that twatwaffle. It must be nice to live in the naive world of pregnancy. Where every baby expected is born happy and healthy. Grrrrrrrr

I'd put my purse down for a little b!tchslap fest.

Lhand11 · February 2013

yesthisiskim0401:
Lhand11:
yesthisiskim0401:
shelley1002:
yesthisiskim0401:
Favority:
It depends. What was on the pizza? Did you also eat the crust or do you have no heart? Did you use the nasty garlic dipping sauce? We need the deets before we can tell you that!
The crust is my favorite. It just had some of Papa's sausage on it. No Papa sauce.
Well since you didn't have any Papa sauce I don't think Papa John can be the father
You speak nothing but wisdom. Damn. I guess y'all will see me on Maury in 9 months then.
Just be careful because if the baby in your ute is a girl, Papa's sausage may get her KU. Then you would have nothing but problems.
OMG TWINSIES! I think I will name one Fuchsia and the other Sapphire.

You mean Phusia and Saffire.

reneeandbill · February 2013

Tooooooo funny! Nearly peed myself reading this. You guys are awesome. With all the drama at work, a good laugh is just what I needed!

bnikiz · February 2013

OMG TWINSIES! I think I will name one Fuchsia and the other Sapphire.

This made me lol and dh said your on the bump huh... yep! I love you ladies

lovelyAngelique · February 2013

T3hKay:
yesthisiskim0401:
I ate papa johns tonight and then peed neon yellow. Like, omg, does this mean Papa John is my baby daddy?
OMG how could you not know that would happen. I had Chinese food....wonder what that means???  

Chinese baby.

defygravity54 · February 2013

I'm still trying to recover from the fact that you didn't use the delicious and terrible for you garlic butter sauce.

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