The Wet Spot- CP

BankerBSN · February 2013

Don't pretend that you don't know what I am talking about.[Poll]

sueann911 · February 2013

I'm in lurve with this CP.

BankerBSN · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do. We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something. Nope, rarely do. Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere. He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.

You do know that I am going to require you to PIP the plow now, right?

beckynsean11 · February 2013

OHMYGOSH! Too funny! I fell off my chair at the saran wrap for scrap booking!

jschwind22 · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do. We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something. Nope, rarely do. Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere. He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.

OMG I just died! This is awesome probably because it sounds so familiar!

spacepotatoes · February 2013

We put a towel down when we remember. Otherwise, we clean up as quickly as we can. Since being sick over the holidays, I've still got a bit of a remnant cough. The towel has been especially important since then...

jkzinck · February 2013

This is great that is all

victoria+james · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...We have a funny little dance we inevitably do.nbsp; We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"nbsp; So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something.nbsp; Nope, rarely do.nbsp; Sometimes my pajama bottoms thanks, honey or his boxers.Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere.nbsp; He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.Yep, we're classy like that.

Are you sure you don't have a camera set up in my bedroom? This is us exactly!

MrsM507 · February 2013

calindi:
Banker&BSN:
calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do.  We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!" 
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something.  Nope, rarely do.  Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere.  He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.
You do know that I am going to require you to PIP the plow now, right? 

Amazing. And so familiar...

mabjcb19 · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...We have a funny little dance we inevitably do.nbsp; We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"nbsp; So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something.nbsp; Nope, rarely do.nbsp; Sometimes my pajama bottoms thanks, honey or his boxers.Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere.nbsp; He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.Yep, we're classy like that.

This is quite familiar lol!

Bankeryou made my effing day with this poll. Saran wrap had me in tears!

abremer · February 2013

I really wanted to put that I use the saran wrap and save for a scrappy but I chose to choose my "immediately clean up!"

abremer · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do. We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something. Nope, rarely do. Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere. He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.

I usually yell out "It DRIPPED on my ankle or IT's ON MY LEG!!! and we also rarely get smart and grab something for afterwards so it is usually my DH white T's that we use. Last night we had to use a sock because that was the only thing close enough while I was in my "PLOW" stance.

Tamma254 · February 2013

Underwear, panty liner and a mad dash for the bathroom.

Milagros315 · February 2013

We always have a ball of toiler paper ready.

"Wanna have sex?"

"Sure, get a plug."

It's really romantic and sexy.

Emily 2714 · February 2013

Slapptastic:
calindi:
At your command! I'm not this skinny, and I definitely look awkward doing it naked, I'm sure!
Looks to me like it'd drip into your mouth or on your face that way...
And this is why we always keep at least one box of tissues by the bed.

That is so funny! I did a sloppy version of the plow the other night. Not flattering when naked and the lights were on. Embarrassed

Wow, Snail Trail, that is a good one.

runforcookies · February 2013

Always on DHs side of the bed. The man never complains, he's a saint.

Stephanie2167 · February 2013

I also cup the vag with my hand and run to the bathroom.

jle625 · February 2013

DH likes to fling my legs up and examine how much came out and then tell me all his theories on how to help more in.... I'm serious. Then we fight over the opposite side of the bed.

femmepink · February 2013

Milagros315:
We always have a ball of toiler paper ready.
"Wanna have sex?"
"Sure, get a plug."
It's really romantic and sexy.

"Sure, get a plug." BAHAHA!

sunlavender · February 2013

ColeRose:
My husband is a bum so I have to cup the vag and run to the bathroom as fast as I can. It only works slightly more than hamster of the time.

I've never thought to use a hamster to wipe up. Is it pretty effective?

sunlavender · February 2013

Banks. This is not an entirely clean clicky poll. I'm offended. OFFENDED, I tell you.

kamirault7 · February 2013

The post-coitus towel method (always responsibility of DH to get) is now called the 'diaper' in our household. So friggin romantic. I straddle the diaper on the way to the bathroom, and then secure a panty liner and my cheekies. Needless to say, I wash a lot of hand towels after the FW.

melissa721 · February 2013

runforcookies:
Always on DHs side of the bed. The man never complains, he's a saint.

Pshhh THIS, obvi. I'd never marry a man who wasn't gentleman enough to sleep in the passion puddle.

babybean82 · February 2013

calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do. We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something. Nope, rarely do. Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere. He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.

To avoid that mad hunt looking for something to clean up with I bought about 20 inexpensive wash cloths and put them in a nice basket under DH's nightstand....

nyg2042 · February 2013

Banker&BSN:
calindi:
Haha... oh man...
We have a funny little dance we inevitably do. We finish, we cuddle for a minute, and then I end up saying, "dripping.... Dripping... DRIPPING!"
So he asks, "Do we have anything?" meaning tissues or a hotel towel or something. Nope, rarely do. Sometimes my pajama bottoms (thanks, honey) or his boxers.
Then he runs to the bathroom to grab me some toilet paper while I do a yoga pose called "the plow" to keep it all in until he gets back so it doesn't drip everywhere. He hands me the TP, I go to the bathroom.
Yep, we're classy like that.
You do know that I am going to require you to PIP the plow now, right?

I believe I'm familiar with "the plow." That's my sh*t right there.

swirl25 · February 2013

We do the "roll" over to the side of the bed that has the box of tissues, because we always end up on the opposite side of the bed. Then we do weird yoga poses so I can keep it in till I can contain it with the tissue and run for the bathroom. So glad to know we are not alone in our postcoital weirdness! Smile

CayleighDawn · February 2013

This thread literally hard me laughing out loud. Love it. Our solution is to keep DH's boxers nearby so I can shove them under me the second we are done. The after a few minutes of cuddling I do a really awkward legs-together walk/shuffle to the bathroom to clean up while DH lies in bed and laughs at me. He's no help at all.

CayleighDawn · February 2013

Also, when I went to Sexapalooza on the weekend (like a wedding show, only sex-oriented), they were selling "waterproof sex sheets". Yep. That's a thing.

artistlife · February 2013

melissa721:
runforcookies:
Always on DHs side of the bed. The man never complains, he's a saint.

Pshhh THIS, obvi. I'd never marry a man who wasn't gentleman enough to sleep in the passion puddle.

Wait...you guys aren't laying in the wet spot? I have been since the post about the teenager getting pregnant from sleeping in the wet dream. I mean it worked for her, right? Right?

HoneyBunny13 · February 2013

I have multiple answers. We usually end up on an old sheet and then grab those cottonelle wipes...but yeah I definitely clean up. Nothing gets on the bed sheets because that would drive me nuts!

ChristyML · February 2013

Stephanie2167:
I also cup the vag with my hand and run to the bathroom.

This is what I do. Then I make DH go get my underwear so I don't have to get off the toilet.

melissa721 · February 2013

gardennymph:
melissa721:
runforcookies:
Always on DHs side of the bed. The man never complains, he's a saint.

Pshhh THIS, obvi. I'd never marry a man who wasn't gentleman enough to sleep in the passion puddle.
Wait...you guys aren't laying in the wet spot? I have been since the post about the teenager getting pregnant from sleeping in the wet dream. I mean it worked for her, right? Right?

Was this a real post? I'm sad I missed that gem.

Shayliz · February 2013

We keep tissues by the bed, I wipe up and toss the tissues in the trash next to the bed.

[Deleted User] · February 2013

Can I get a shout out for the good 'ol wad and waddle?

mabjcb19 · February 2013

ChristyML:
Stephanie2167:
I also cup the vag with my hand and run to the bathroom.
This is what I do. Then I make DH go get my underwear so I don't have to get off the toilet. 

Yup me too. Seriously I thought it was crazy, I don't have many girlfriends and they aren't close enough to discuss this lol. Nice to know I'm not alone!

bornmommy · February 2013

We set up before hand. There's no dance unless toilet paper is right next to us.

daisyrose85 · February 2013

kamirault7:
The post-coitus towel method (always responsibility of DH to get) is now called the 'diaper' in our household.

We also call it "the diaper" method in our house! If no towel is on hand, I've been known to cup it and run.

herecomesthesun · February 2013

We are a towel and dance or cup the vag and dance peeps.

coopsbaby · February 2013

We keep a box of wipes by the bed for just such purposes. Also try to have a few towels handy too. We call those "spooge rags" cause we're like 12 or something.

dancer7889 · February 2013

This post is too funny! What I needed after such a long day! But generally we bring a towel to bed and if we forget, I make DH run to the bathroom to get one for me. I never thought of doing the plow while I wait for him tho!

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