From now on...

I'm just going to be super vague at te pediatrician. We had our 9mo check up on Friday. When asked where he sleeps, I described our side car. Then asked about how long a stretch he sleeps I said 4 hours. And how much he eats, about 8 times per day and is weird with textures so BLW solids usually once or twice per day anything actually goes in.

I'm just going to start saying he sleeps in a crib, he's a good sleeper and he eats enough, which are all true. Because its not worth the scolding to go into more detail about the completely NORMAL habits of a 9mo old.