GTKY: funny names for sex

CrayChristi · February 2013

Sorry, I'm bored today.

A couple weeks ago I asked hubs what he was doing for lunch and he said he was going to subway. I, trying to get him turned on a little said, your sub can run in my tunnel later. A little while later he responded that he was excited to sink his submarine. Now we joke around and call sex playing battleship.

Deblondie1 · February 2013

We just call it sex

krdesi · February 2013

We're boring...dh just calls it "booty" so that is what I have started calling it too. lol

MrsW062610 · February 2013

"Sexy time" or "Fun time"

MarieC78 · February 2013

We never call it appropriate things, usually something a teenage boy would say haha

artistlife · February 2013

We call it cuddling. Little ears in the house.

herecomesthesun · February 2013

"Business time" a la Flight of the Conchords.

KenziK · February 2013

No fun names for us. Sometimes when we're watching tv DH will randomly look over at me and ask "wanna ***?" because he knows I hate it. Every time those two words come out of his mouth I cringe lol

GTown08 · February 2013

DH and I don't really have one name we call it. Occasionally we will try and get cute, but usually, DH just says, "wanna make a baby?" However, when he wants to let me know he is in the mood, he says, "how YOU doing?" a la Joey from Friends.

lilcoco13 · February 2013

DH will just look at me and say "Naked?". If I say no he says "Blowjob?" If I say no to that he says "Handjob?" and I say no. It is a nightly ritual.

danielledee89 · February 2013

I usually joke saying "let's make some fucky fucky" haha. Or he'll say "let's make a baby" or we Come up with clever things lol. Oh and also "sexy time"

swirl25 · February 2013

As a joke, DH refers to it as going "boom boom with the bridesmaids", a la Wedding Crashers. Otherwise, it's just sex.

CrayChristi · February 2013

mrsashleyk:
DH asks me if I want to go to "pound town"

that's hilarious. I'lm going to tell DH that I want to ride his subway to pound town! thanks for sharing!

artistlife · February 2013

CrayChristi:
mrsashleyk:
DH asks me if I want to go to "pound town"
that's hilarious. I'lm going to tell DH that I want to ride his subway to pound town! thanks for sharing! 

This makes me think you want him to shove his sandwich in your vag.

Tamma254 · February 2013

gardennymph:
We call it cuddling. Little ears in the house.

We call it snuggles, due to little ears. Happy to know we aren't the only ones.

artistlife · February 2013

Tamma254:
gardennymph:
We call it cuddling. Little ears in the house.

We call it snuggles, due to little ears. Happy to know we aren't the only ones.

It's really quite funny when my big, manly, mechanic DH asks me, " Do you think we will have some time to cuddle, tonight?"
ETA...autocorrect sucks

CrayChristi · February 2013

gardennymph:
CrayChristi:
mrsashleyk:
DH asks me if I want to go to "pound town"
that's hilarious. I'lm going to tell DH that I want to ride his subway to pound town! thanks for sharing!
This makes me think you want him to shove his sandwich in your vag.

gross, lol.

Tamma254 · February 2013

gardennymph:
Tamma254:
gardennymph:
We call it cuddling. Little ears in the house.

We call it snuggles, due to little ears. Happy to know we aren't the only ones.
It's really quite funny when my big, manly, mechanic DH asks me, " Do you think we will have some time to cuddle, tonight?" ETA...autocorrect sucks

LoL, yeah it is. DH is 6'5, and it's funny to hear him talk about cuddles or snuggles. I've gotten used to it the past year or so. I don't even remember how "snuggles" even came about.

I also tell him to "Just *** me" when the little ears aren't around.

abremer · February 2013

MarieC78:
We never call it appropriate things, usually something a teenage boy would say haha

Us too! We call it "Banging," pound town, gettin dirty, sexy time, Erection Selection...

We mostly call it everything but SEX. Usually quotes from movies is where is begins.

LaurenAsh23 · February 2013

Playtime is what we call it...not that we don't have sex, just is easier to text or talk about when around others and call it playtime

eta: typo...have sex was supposed to be say sex lmao...stupid iPad won't let me edit

LaurenAsh23 · February 2013

mrsashleyk:
DH asks me if I want to go to "pound town"

this made my day!!

BoogieMonster629 · February 2013

We usually just say "wanna do it?"

Jess721 · February 2013

Sometimes DH will just awkwardly poke me with it (fully clothed) until I give in... other times he demands "maritals".

Stephanie2167 · February 2013

DH says "are we gonna do this or what?" Or "let's do this."

YellowBag · February 2013

Thanks to CLE, and my big mouth, lately DH has been asking whether I need an "internal romantic explosion."

rockopera · February 2013

herecomesthesun:
"Business time" a la Flight of the Conchords.

He thinks this is hilarious and tries to use it. I detest it and turn him down when he does.

We usually just use sex or doing it. That sounds terrifically boring.

HeyBrittany04 · February 2013

Nakey fun time is what it's usually referred to here.

runforcookies · February 2013

mrsashleyk:
DH asks me if I want to go to "pound town"

I love this and I am so stealing it.

We usually "go play" or I tell him to lay the pipe.

Rocks526 · February 2013

DH calls in boinking.

nyg2042 · February 2013

I think it's time for a sexy party.

Edit: gif fail.

afinegal · February 2013

Okay, I just had to add that we sometimes say, "Do you want to Woo Hoo?" This comes from the PC game Sims lol I used to play when we were in college, but I have to stay away from it now or I'll never get my grading/lesson plans/housework done!

mythaldo · February 2013

We are refined folk and prefer the term "banging" or "fckn."

We also sometimes refer to it when planning ahead as a "Roman holiday." I can't remember exactly where I picked this up, but apparently this is a day where all your do is have sex and hang out in bed. I wanted to have a Roman holiday during our honeymoon, but we lost a day on our sailing trip and had folks in and out of our boat all day as a result, so no Roman holiday for us. We have a few Roman mornings, so I guess that helps.

lp0 · February 2013

Usually I use the cheesiest pick up lines I could think of on DH or I ask him if he's going to put out. He will ask me if I plan on servicing him or lately if I want some d*ck. That last one annoys me and never gets him any lol

AmyC925 · February 2013

Spelunking

victoria+james · February 2013

Jess721:
Sometimes DH will just awkwardly poke me with it fully clothed until I give in... other times he demands "maritals".

DH sometimes pokes fully clothed too. But I think he has learned that every time he does that I turn him down, lol! I don't think we have any crazy names for sex, but at some point early in our relationship we mutually named his penis!

Jess721 · February 2013

Yeah, poking doesn't work in our house either, but usually it makes me laugh. Smile

lrsb11 · February 2013

lilcoco13:
DH will just look at me and say "Naked?". If I say no he says "Blowjob?" If I say no to that he says "Handjob?" and I say no. It is a nightly ritual.

HAHAHA! Sounds like my house!

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