Listen to Niall at the end.
"Baby if you say you wanted to take, me to KFC" or something of the like. I'd love nothing more than to take him there. Those mashed potatoes and gravy are like crack for me.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
Re: They're already changing lyrics
...But KFC mashed potatoes are yucky.
// I love you too. //
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
I don't get this statement.
Is it the KFC mashed potatoes are yucky part, or the lack of correlation between the first half of the statement and the last half?
If the first, it's because KFC mashed potatoes are the boxed kind and they taste kind of cardboard-y to me.
If the second, it was a response to OP's statement about KFC mashed potatoes, I just didn't quote because today is a slow day and I figured it wasn't necessary.
// I love you too. //