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October 2011 Moms
wilsontl19191
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Add me to the list....
wilsontl19191
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....of dry vag's! P went to sleep and DH wasn't home yet, so I decided to watch some porn and rub one out. My ish was like the Sahara! Even the anal porn didn't help! What the heck is going on??
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Re: Add me to the list....
Maybe the winter is drying out the vag nation wide this year. I guess it's a confession, but I never watch porn. The only time I've watched it recently was on Dave's Old Porn, and that was just for the laughs from Dave Attell.
It must be something in the air! Looks like I'm packing the lube tonight. So, your a porn virgin? U have to try it some time!! I prefer to watch it by myself. Hehe
I think that a dry vag had a lot to do with hormones, you may just be at that point in your cycle.
If hormones aren't to blame, then I have no clue what is causing it!
True! Another joy of pregnancy!
That's how it all started for me!
I don't watch it on my own, but dh and I watch it together pretty often. We laugh it more than anything. Back in the day, I had a group of friends that had Porn Sundays. We would drink and watch the weirdest porn we could find.
Have you ever seen Dave's Old Porn? That's basically what he's doing for his show; bringing out his porn collection, watching it with his friends and porn starts, and hilariously commentating.
Oh yeees! When I was KU I was drier than dry! It sucks! I say get some lube and rub it out!
Hmmmm, good point. I drink about 3 to 4 bottles a day but that doesn't seem like enough.
I didn't drink any water yesterday and went out last night and it was so f'n hot in the building so I was really dehydrated. I went home and MH was trying to fool around and I wasn't really getting wet and I thought "Oh I wonder if Crystal is drinking enough water" and then I was like "I think this is a new low I'm seriously thinking about The Bump while MH is trying to finger bang me"
LMFAO!
1. I thought this was going to be a bfp post. Then I was confused bc I thought you were already ktfu. Eff you, mobile bump, and your tickerless self. I can't keep shiiit straight in my real life, let alone my Internet life.
2. I heart Dave's Old Porn. I really just love Dave Attell and miss his old show Insomniac, but I'll take what I can get.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
BFP 1/18/11, EDD 10/1/11. Born at 37w5d on 9/15/11.
***BFP Chart***
"There will come a time when you believe everything is finished. That will be the beginning.
I've seen Dave's stand up live twice. The first time we saw him, it was my birthday. He bought me a shot and signed my titts. I love Dave and the unfucckables.
That is all kinds of awesome. BTW, I haven't been finger banged since high school!
Hahahaha!!! Yes. It. Does.
Mack sighting! Outside of CC, that is.
I don't like most anal porn. I don't like the ones where it is obviously hurting the girl and the guy gets off on it and I don't like the girls who have gaping cavernous buttholes from doing it so much. I prefer a nice ladylike butthole.
Also, fingers are awesome. Last night MH gave me some G spot action and I came so hard I couldn't feel my face afterward and I googled if I was having a stroke.
Also, lol at Lopes thinking about Crystal's vag during foreplay.