So I watched the new video 10 times before bed last night. I did end up dreaming about 1D!
I was apparently in college and I heard a ruckus outside my dorm room. I opended the door and Louis, Niall, Liam and some bodyguards were huddled around Harry. He apparently had fainted. I let them carry him into my dorm room. So, I now have four members of One Direction in my dorm room. And what do I do, you ask? Offer to get them something to eat. They all asked for strawberry yogurt and protein bars (except they called protein bars something cute and British but I somehow knew they meant protein bars).
So I chose to mother 1D instead of being a cougar. That is why it was only a semi-success.
Re: Dream tactic semi-success
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
There have been a few times my dream has ended the next day with yours truly wearing Harry's Ramones shirt.
"I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."
The haters try to ruin everything.
Not true. I had a 1D sex dream this morning during nap time. I think we can all guess who dusted the muffin.