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Dream tactic semi-success

So I watched the new video 10 times before bed last night.  I did end up dreaming about 1D! 

I was apparently in college and I heard a ruckus outside my dorm room.  I opended the door and Louis, Niall, Liam and some bodyguards were huddled around Harry.  He apparently had fainted.  I let them carry him into my dorm room.  So, I now have four members of One Direction in my dorm room.  And what do I do, you ask?  Offer to get them something to eat.  They all asked for strawberry yogurt and protein bars (except they called protein bars something cute and British but I somehow knew they meant protein bars).

So I chose to mother 1D instead of being a cougar.  That is why it was only a semi-success.

Re: Dream tactic semi-success

  • I love that we all dream about feeding them. We should do a South Beach potluck

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

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  • imageOnederful Mother:
    Everyone always ends up mothering them. No one ever goes to sexy time. I blame the haterz for always trying to plant that seed of doubt in our heads.nbsp;

    There have been a few times my dream has ended the next day with yours truly wearing Harry's Ramones shirt.

    "I stammered, unable to form a coherent thought because I have a vagina."

     

     

  • imageOnederful Mother:
    Everyone always ends up mothering them. No one ever goes to sexy town. I blame the haterz for always trying to plant that seed of doubt in our heads. 

    The haters try to ruin everything.

  • imageOnederful Mother:
    Everyone always ends up mothering them. No one ever goes to sexy town. I blame the haterz for always trying to plant that seed of doubt in our heads. 

    Not true. I had a 1D sex dream this morning during nap time. I think we can all guess who dusted the muffin. 

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