Let's get this started early. I have a coworker/friend who got flowers from her fiance yesterday and she didn't like them. She took the picture of them that she put on Facebook down because she couldn't "stand to look at ugly flowers" and she "seriously hates a halfassed bouquet." Then she bished about how she hates Valentine's Day.
Today, I'm going to take her flowers and put them on my desk. I may not give them back, either. I can't wait to here what she says about it.
I normally avoid drama, but this pissed me right off, so this is happening.
Let's hear your FFFCs!
Re: FFFC
Love this. What an ungrateful biatch.
Hmm, the megastuff oreo post reminded me. I keep eating these super disgusting Jimmy Dean things in the morning. It's sausage, wrapped in pancake, on a stick.
They are SO. GOOD.
I microwave them on my way out the door and then double fist them while driving.
People stare.
You go Red! I defnintely sing to songs really, REALLY loud in my car. I hate red lights because it means I have to tone it down to avoid the laughter. Last night, I was jammin out with SO, and he turned the music down without warning me.
I sound WAY better when there's music to back me up.
i usually sing louder and dance worse when people are looking. I make them laugh apparently and their reaction makes me laugh. Win-win.
Here are the flowers, sitting at my desk. Someone should appreciate them, after all:
I love singing Prince's Kiss because if I sing it good then that's just awesome. But if I sing it bad then I'm just like Julia Robert's in Pretty Woman.
She's an ungrateful snob. And you are awesome.
How incredibly rude of her to do something so shallow. Those are pretty roses for one, but either way the thought is what counts. I hope they break up.
Exactly! I would love some of those really pretty big bright fun flowers, like the purples and yellows. I don't know what they're called, but whatever. But yesterday SO brought me this bouquet of white roses and some other flowers, and then a red rose that was "from the kids" (P and the dogs). He hand delivered them to my work on his lunch. It was adorable. I don't even care that they aren't those other flowers, because he picked them out himself.
Moral of the story, that girl is a moron. I hope he dumps her as$.
They are getting married in less than 2 months. I asked her before I stole her flowers if she was worried that she might have hurt his feelings, and she said no, that he knows the flowers sucked. Oh.
She hasn't noticed I took them yet. I'll give you guys an update about what happens when she does.
I secretly love hearing other moms complain that their babies do not STTN. Especially those who bragged about all the great sleep and naps they were getting. I say "aw man that sucks, I hope your baby starts STTN again soon", but in my head I'm all like "yeah, uh huh that's what you get for bragging. Suck it!"
BFP #1- 11/7/10 ~EDD 7/20/11 ~M/C (bo) 12/6/10 @ 8wks ~Missing my Little Firework
BFP #2- 9/11/11 ~EDD 5/25/12 ~M/C (mmc10w)11/4/11 @ 11wks ~Missing my May Flower
BFP #3- 02/21/12 ~EDD 11/1/12 Audrey Lee Born 11/4/2012
BFP #4 ~EDD 6/20/14 stick baby stick!
For someone who could do without us, you all sure seem to care a lot and flame the hell out of us. And bring us up often.
But...What are YOU trying to say??
My FFC: I just tried to put M down for a nap for about a half hour. I think that's far too long at this stage in the game. She fights sleep like it's the devil during the day and nearly every little sound startles her lately. She STTN the last few nights, but that's worthless to me if she's miserble all day, KWIM? Anyway, I got her to sleep then dumbasss DH decided to slam every dish we own while putting them away. So she started crying and I left her in her crib for a few minutes as I cursed DH under my breath. I think she's asleep now and I don't plan on checking for a few more minutes.
When I am bored I troll the Baby Names Board to see if anyone is talking shizz bout my kid's name.
Also, I became a member of FB2 right before MandJ got kicked out. I don't have a problem with anyone on here or there. And in the spirit of p&r, Idgaf who is a member of what as long as they are honest, supportive, and only a big mean once in a while
There's so much room on this BMB for activities!!!!!!!
I guess my FFFC should be that I love that movie more than any adult woman should.
Sadly (or not sadly at all to me), it's my favorite movie.
I love it so much I get sweaty when I watch COPS!!
COPS isn't on til 4!
You need to. Everyone has seen that movie! I made an obscure reference once at a work dinner, and this 60-year-old VP goes "boats and hoes". True story, bro.
I am with Red...not everyone. Here is a UO and FFFC: I really don't like Will Ferrell. ::Cringes, while waiting for the flames to fly::
I also haven't seen it, but it looks pretty funny.
"For this child I prayed; and the LORD has given me my petition which I asked of him:"
-1 Samuel 1:27
yeah, not everyone. I havent.
Im not a huge Will Ferrel fan. To me his best movie was Elf.
Ditto this. M was such an awful sleeper for the first 10 weeks. It's starting to change now, but man, it used to make me so mad to read those posts, "LO only sleeps 6 hours..." And I was like "my baby only sleeps for an hour stop complaining!!"
I know it's mean and I shouldn't feel that way but... Guilty.
"For this child I prayed; and the LORD has given me my petition which I asked of him:"
-1 Samuel 1:27
BFF came over to my cube today and said she was getting really annoyed with clinger. It made me laugh inside.
I totally belt show tunes in my car and get slightly embarrassed when I've got the sunroof open at a redlight
But apparently not embarrassed enough to stop 
My FFFC: I just sat here and ate a pickle cup and almost an entire can of black olives. If I'd had sex since before my kid was born I'd totally think I was pregnant again.
ETA another FFFC: MIL dropped off a valentine for DS yesterday and when I saw it was her at the door I hid in my bedroom so she wouldn't know I was awake and able to come to the door. FTR, this was totally justified as some of the ladies on the board know, but I'm still kind of ashamed I did it. Kind of. Okay, not really. But I know I should be.
V|V TSP V|V
This!!!