Because I'm cheap, I thought I would bust out some lingerie for tonight rather than buy something new.
I decided to try on one of my numbers from my honeymoon....
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Let's just say that after nursing and putting on a few pounds, I had more cleavage in my armpit than my chest. And also, I could tie my bewbs in a knot and still swing them to and fro.


Re: I Might Be A Masochist, So There's That...
Bwahahahaha. No.
I won't even put on anything other than maternity underwear still in fear of sending myself into shock.
I went from "Dayum! I look good..." to "Meh... It doesn't look terrible."
IKWYM.
I would be thrilled with "doesn't look terrible" or settle for "not disgusting." Alas...