I once had a guy walk up to me and say (in what I'm guessing was his "I'm a total seducer" tone). You know, there are things that happen that just happen"
To which I replied "And there are things that don't happen that just don't happen"
My first real pick-up line came from a middle-aged cowboy in a karaoke place. He was speaking to my friend's husband about me and standing about a foot away from me, so obviously wanted me to hear:
"I haven't spoken to this young lady yet, but if I did I'd say, 'If I had a body like that, I'd marry myself.'"
I was pretty young at the time and not a drinker, so I was already immensely uncomfortable sitting in a bar...and then smarmy guy drops that line on me... Fun memory
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I once had a guy walk up to me and say (in what I'm guessing was his "I'm a total seducer" tone). You know, there are things that happen that just happen"
To which I replied "And there are things that don't happen that just don't happen"
My first real pick-up line came from a middle-aged cowboy in a karaoke place. He was speaking to my friend's husband about me and standing about a foot away from me, so obviously wanted me to hear:
"I haven't spoken to this young lady yet, but if I did I'd say, 'If I had a body like that, I'd marry myself.'"
I was pretty young at the time and not a drinker, so I was already immensely uncomfortable sitting in a bar...and then smarmy guy drops that line on me... Fun memory