August 2011 Moms

IHO VD

Valentine's Day...  NOT venereal disease.

Worst pick up lines?  

Watching Modern Family, Cam asking Mitch if he believes in love at first sight or should he walk in again...  I LOVE that line!! :)  

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Re: IHO VD

  • I once had a guy walk up to me and say (in what I'm guessing was his "I'm a total seducer" tone). You know, there are things that happen that just happen"

    To which I replied "And there are things that don't happen that just don't happen" 

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  • My first real pick-up line came from a middle-aged cowboy in a karaoke place. He was speaking to my friend's husband about me and standing about a foot away from me, so obviously wanted me to hear:

    "I haven't spoken to this young lady yet, but if I did I'd say, 'If I had a body like that, I'd marry myself.'"

    I was pretty young at the time and not a drinker, so I was already immensely uncomfortable sitting in a bar...and then smarmy guy drops that line on me... Fun memory Wink

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