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May 2013 Moms
MomlovesEloise
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WTF Wednesday
MomlovesEloise
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Let's vent!!!
WTF H- Why can't you just think ahead, make a plan, and stick with it? This whole, "we'll figure it out when we get there" attitude is obnoxious. Also, if you honk my boobs one more time, I'm going to punch you in the nads.
WTF DD- Stop fighting sleep. Naps are your friend.
WTF Self- You carved out this whole morning to clean and you are sitting on your a$$. GET UP!!!!
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Re: WTF Wednesday
WTF DH- Really you can't even handle frozen pizza? You BAKE pizza, not broil it! Thanks for the doughy pizza though, it's just what I was craving.
WTF DSD- You have your own room to keep your toys, stop putting them all in the gosh darn nursery!! I know it's a new room and you're excited but when I open the door to show people our progress on the room I'd really like to not walk in to 45 stuffed animals and toys on the effing floor! And if I have to tell you this ONE MORE TIME I'm going to throw the toys away. K?!
WTF stomach- You ate enough already for breakfast, stopthat.
10/2008: TTC W/Severe Endo
1/2010: 6 cycles with Clomid=all BFN
9/5/2012: BFP
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WTF H- Why do you go to work sick? You are such an arse. If I can stay home sick, you can stay home sick. The world will not end just because you can't work for a day, you egomaniac.
WTF GI Track- What's with all the pregnancy farting? Seriously, no warning at all? How am I supposed to cover that up if you just let things fly without a heads up? You are being soooo stereotypical right now- way to give the media what they want with pregnancy stereotypes. I thought we were better than that.
:: OMG, dead ::
BFP #2 8/22/12 | EDD 5/5/13 | DS1 born 5/9/13
BFP #3 4/25/15 | EDD 1/7/16 | MMC 7/2/15 @ 13w1d | D&E 7/8/15
BFP #4 12/9/15 | EDD 8/22/16 | DS2 born 5/18/16 at 26w2d
Just keep swimming.
WTF DH - Why do you keep turning up the heat every night? You know it makes me really stuffy and too hot to sleep. Don't touch the thermostat!
Emeline 5.28.13
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Post-Baby PRs
Esri 5K 7.16.2014 - 21:30
Heart Half Marathon 3.16.2014 - 1:43:30
Canton City Marathon 9.8.14 - 3:30:56
hahaha i second this!
WTF- DH if I say I'm in pain don't ask me to do a dam thing! If you complain one more time about my complaining I'm going to knock you out! Yes this is new to us both but only ONE of us is suffering through the pain
WTF-work- what do you mean there's no such thing as light duty and I can only come back to work with no restrictions!?!
WTF dogs- why do every night we let you sleep in the room with us you both wake up at 3 am licking your chops and wake me up when I can hardly sleep as it is, then I have to drag your butts to the living room, then I can't fall back asleep.
WTF H- why must you slam every cabinet and door in our room/bathroom when you wake up and I'm trying to sleep, and complain you need a back massage it hurts so bad, so I'll give you one if you give me one, then by the time I am done giving you one your sleeping and I'm SOL! I think I need one more.
WTF FedEx guy- It is 7:30 in the morning, you don't need to ring my doorbell to let me know there is a package, I'll see it when I wake up!
WTF Dr. Office- I have been waiting for you to call me back for an appt for one week. Then you call and already have one scheduled for when I am suppose to be back at work, in the middle of the day nontheless. Then when I call to see if it can be later in the afternoon you tell me no because I am a new patient and they only do those in the middle of the day. REALLY??? I only have 2 sick days left since this lovely bed rest ordeal and I really don't want to waste one for your appointment. I know you are a "specialist" but really? work with me a little.
Wtf BF- why cant you be more supportive and realize how soon this LO will be here!? You need to focus and we can't spend money like idiots!
Wtf car- why cant you ever be dependable and run when you need to!!?
Wtf work- why don't you realize how hard it is for me to do stuff now that I'm getting so big
WTF Dr.-you told me my ultrasound was scheduled for today. I went to MFM and they told me I didn't have an appt today but next week. Nice job.
WTF Coworkers-Yes, I have ashes on my head. It is Ash Wednesday and I went to church. No need to make a big deal of it and point it out.
WTF hospital admin - you may think you know how to run a dental clinic but you don't. Asking patients before routine fillings if they have an advanced directive or not is the quickest way to ensure that dental phobic patients won't come in. Please stop meddling in my patient care and adding more paperwork to CYA which keeps me busy doing crapwork instead of actually taking care of patients.
WTF self- you have less than 3 months to finish this CE course before the baby gets here... let's get cracking! Stop finding other stuff to do instead.
If we are voting on a winner today, you win.
10/2008: TTC W/Severe Endo
1/2010: 6 cycles with Clomid=all BFN
9/5/2012: BFP
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Amen.
The Daily Nugget
Cycle 12, IUI #1 - 33m post wash 10/15/10 = BFN
Cycle 13, IUI #2 - 15m post wash 11/16/10 = BFP, missed m/c, D&C 1/3/11
Cycle 15 - 18, IUI #3-6 = BFN
Cycle 20, IUI #7 = BFP!, missed m/c 9/14, D&C
DE-IVF Aug. 2012: ER 8/30 11R, 7M, 4F; ET 9/4 returned 2
Beta 9/18 #1-820, #2-1699, #3-7124
10/1 1st u/s measuring right on track, 125 bpm
WTF- student/work: Hey Ms. Can you move the test to Tuesday instead of Friday I have a skip day? My response (in my head)- WTF, no and kiss my grits.
WTF- bladder- you are not full and I do not have a break for another hour can you just chill.
Oh and thanks for the one-liner. I know what I'll be telling DH to "rub" tonight. hahahahahah so funny. Love you girls.
WTF DH - you get the sniffles and a sore throat and instantly become unable to do ANYTHING (other than whine, of course)...
WTF self - you had NO MS during 1st tri, but now that we're in 3rd you like to yack out your PN and iron supplements?
WTF students - WHY CAN'T YOU MULTIPLY?!?! YOU'RE IN THE 9TH GRADE!?!?!
my happy boy
That just makes me glad! Either way, you win!
WTF DH - getting the kitchen renovated does not cause you to forget everything you ever knew about cleaning it.... not helpful when you stand and whine about "where does THIS go?" about every thing I give you out of the dishwasher. The cabinets are new but everything is still in the EXACT SAME PLACE!
Let's review:
Silverware - same place
pots and pans - same place
plates - same place
Recycling - SAME F-ING PLACE!
PS - I KNOW what you are doing - trying to get out of housework by feigning stupidity!
WTF DH: saying "how much longer are you going to be sick? I don't want to keep taking these cold eze just in case I get it too" to your enormously pregnant wife is just not OK. Ass.
WTF preschoolers: stop getting my kid sick so that he stops spreading it all around at home
WTF cookie jar: why are you EMPTY again??
WTF DH- How are you always losing EVERYTHING?! I know you have a stressful job, but seriously. Your keys, your wedding ring, iPad.... put them in the same place so we don't have a "crisis" when you're in a hurry to leave and can't find them.
I love this post!! It's making my day!!
WTF work - Not only are you extremely busy, but I feel like I'm working with a bunch of idiots!! I almost hope that I'm on some sort of "punked" show and this is all a joke.
WTF DH - can you be a little more helpful around the house? I know we both work all day, but when I get home from work and you've been home for a few hours and you're sitting around watching TV, it's going to piss me off when there are LOTS of things that need to be done around the house.
I agree!
WTF H- I'm sorry you allergies are messed up and you can't breathe..... now you know how I've felt the past two months!! And quit being such a whine bag, at least you can take Nyquil that lets you sleep!!!
WTF work- stop calling me!!! I don't care about you stupid issues that you think need to be handled right away, I'm not a miracle worker nor do I care about you minor problems that you choose to create!!!
WTF stupid Texas weather!!!!
WTF self- quit ordering so much food, you know you can't eat it!! It's a waste of money!!
WTF Ohio Weather? It's been in the 50s the past few days and now you start up again with the snow?? I know I was complaining yesterday that when it gets warm out I'll have to buy all new maternity clothes to accomodate hot days, but I really didn't want more snow! Thanks also for dropping all this before my 45 minute commute home.
WTF Work Email? Why do I receive a crap ton of spam in my inbox and the junk mail doesn't catch it? It's at least 25 spam emails a day!
WTF Land's End? While I appreicate work purchasing me an embroidered maternity shirt to wear to the conference later this month, why can't you make a quality shirt? While the "medium" shirt fits my arms and my belly you DID NOT accomodate for a pregnant woman's bust!!
First Son - born 2013
Third Son - due June 9, 2018
WTF Lowe's - How is it that there hasn't even been one person working that can find any of our information so we can get the new carpet installed on any of the numerous occasions we have stopped in?
WTF DH - Stop telling me, "Don't worry, we have lots of time." We have less than 12 weeks, which is going to fly by!
WTF self - STOP buying clothes for the baby. She is already stocked up and will be getting more at the shower. BE MORE PRACTICAL, PLEASE!
WTF Banana Republic for making apparently lowrise tidy whities. You really wanted your company name stamped across what I had to see?!
WTF DS. 30 minutes doesn't equal a nap. I need to get $hit done. Do you want to mop or do the laundry?
Make it up to me by going to bed early.
THIS!! Lmao.
DH: 35
DD #1: 6/1/2013
EDD #2: 6/7/2017