I can't post this to Facebook, but I must share this with someone. When do I get to demand things like this in my dressing room at performances?
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(We're a community college, so we can't stock a performer's green room with alcohol of any sort, but WOW.)
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Hospitality Rider -- 2013
1) Buyer agrees to offer the following at show cost.
a) In house meal with vegetarian and gluten free options for every member of the band
or $10 buyout per member.
b) A bottle of red wine that isn?t really bad.
c) Bourbon of some sort, preferably Bulleit.
d) Raw vegetable plate with hummus, pita bread and hard-boiled eggs.
e) Chips and salsa
f) Water
Re: NBR Holy Hospitality Rider, Batman!
Wow, this is crazy. I would probably want to get:
a) A head of iceberg lettuce.
b) Red cooking wine from the grocery store
c) Bourbon bbq sauce
f) directions to the drinking fountain.
Mac and cheese lover!