GTKY: Embarrassing Secrets

ironmom5 · February 2013

Guilty pleasures, weird hygeine, inappropriate number of cats.... whatever! What is something you should be too embarrased to admit, but are going to anyway?

ironmom5 · February 2013

I have a recurring dream that I am having hate sex with Bobby Flay in the kitchen of The French Laundry (because in dream land I work for Thomas Keller).

Also, my toes are shaped weird.

rachael_c26 · February 2013

This should be good. I mean, to read y'all's. I'm perfect.

But I'll try to scrounge up something... Confused

rachael_c26 · February 2013

Okay. I'll say it.

Sometimes I watch porn. Embarrassed

But I used to think it was skeevy, well actually I still do. But I used to flip my shiit if I thought DH had watched it. Now I'm too embarassed to bring it up to him and the times I have, it came out wrong and he thought I was trying to accuse him of watching it...instead of trying to initiate us watching it together.

Embarrassed

I watch it on my cell phone. Embarrassed

brooke&ryan&baby · February 2013

I've got a serious girl crush on Carrie Underwood. Actually, girl crush is an understatement.

I've never really imagined any other woman in that way, but damn.

LovinLife0710 · February 2013

kiraliz2:

I thought of another one.

I only shave my legs once a week. I wear jeans or pants to work during the week, so its usually on Friday night or Saturday morning. The weekend is when DH and I usually dtd and the only time I wear dresses/skirts/shorts.

I'm gonna go off of this one. In the winter time I rarely shave my legs Embarrassed . Maybe twice a month. I tell DH I'm sorry, but if I wear nothing but pants the whole season I don't want to deal with it. I try and do it when I wanna feel sexy for DH, but that doesn't happen very often since A was born. Soooo....I have 2 week old leg hair right now...but since Vday is Thursday and I promised DH I would put that sexy little something on I gotta shave them.

Plus you know...my legs are warmer Stick out tongue

iggywan · February 2013

Leg shaving.... I am the worst. At 6 weeks pp I shaved for the first time since before giving birth... and that isnt out of the ordinary. dh hates it. hehe.

oh... and I really miss wonder bread.

angielayne926 · February 2013

rachael_c26:
Okay. I'll say it.
Sometimes I watch porn.[:]
nbsp;But I used to think it was skeevy, well actually I still do. But I used to flip my shiit if I thought DH had watched it. Now I'm too embarassed to bring it up to himnbsp;and the times I have, it came out wrong and he thought I was trying to accuse him of watching it...instead of trying to initiate us watching it together.
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I watch it on my cell phone. [:] [:] [:]

We watch it together. One night I asked him if he wanted to watch a movie in the bedroom and we never do, so he knew something was up. Then I just went to his stash and had him pick one out. He LOVED it!

angielayne926 · February 2013

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rachael_c26 · February 2013

angielayne926:
rachael_c26:
Okay. I'll say it. Sometimes I watch porn.[:] nbsp;But I used to think it was skeevy, well actually I still do. But I used to flip my shiit if I thought DH had watched it. Now I'm too embarassed to bring it up to himnbsp;and the times I have, it came out wrong and he thought I was trying to accuse him of watching it...instead of trying to initiate us watching it together. [:][:] I watch it on my cell phone. [:] [:] [:]
We watch it together. One night I asked him if he wanted to watch a movie in the bedroom and we never do, so he knew something was up. Then I just went to his stash and had him pick one out. He LOVED it!

I guess this is where I get lost. I am positive he doesn't own any movies. But then like if I ever get to that point...then what?

Is it like 50% watching, 50% getting freaky?

Or 90% watching, 10% rubbing or something then DTD when it's over?

You know... I just think I'd be so fumbly and be like, "But waiittt! The movie's not overrrr!

angielayne926 · February 2013

rachael_c26:
I guess this is where I get lost. I am positive he doesn't own any movies. But then like if I ever get to that point...then what?

Is it like 50% watching, 50% getting freaky?

Or 90% watching, 10% rubbing or something then DTD when it's over?

You know... I just think I'd be so fumbly and be like, "But waiittt! The movie's not overrrr!

I would say 70% watching 30% fooling around. Once the movie is over, then we DTD.

CandaceLeigh · February 2013

redwood807:
kiraliz2:
rachael_c26:
Okay. I'll say it.

Sometimes I watch porn.

 But I used to think it was skeevy, well actually I still do. But I used to flip my shiit if I thought DH had watched it. Now I'm too embarassed to bring it up to him and the times I have, it came out wrong and he thought I was trying to accuse him of watching it...instead of trying to initiate us watching it together.

I watch it on my cell phone.
I swear to you, I could have written this post. Except we have tried to watch it together but it just wasn't sexy for us. I still don't want him to know I watch it.
Also, I don't care that DH watches porn as long as its not noticeable to me. I know he wants sex way more than I care to give so I just let it slide.
 
DH and I watch it together.  We even take field trips to the Hustler store to shop for new stuff. (sans kids) 

I dare you to go rockin a stroller up in there!

I also shave like once a week. Our shower is tiny and I hate having to get in the tub just to shave. I've even been known to take the beard trimmer to my legs just to prolong shaving.

I once peed myself on a date. Totally sober.

I also sometimes consider my drawl a speech impediment and try to talk more "normal".

I also have an obscene number of cats: two. It's two too many. I need a dog. A big, fluffy, kissy mama dog who likes to sleep on the right side of the bed.

kjmommy1214 · February 2013

I have 2 popcorn tins the ones you see around Christmas full of bouncy balls. I would take one to work and play with it while checking on my cashiers.

katielynn01 · February 2013

rachael_c26:
Okay. I'll say it.

Sometimes I watch porn.

But I used to think it was skeevy, well actually I still do. But I used to flip my shiit if I thought DH had watched it. Now I'm too embarassed to bring it up to him and the times I have, it came out wrong and he thought I was trying to accuse him of watching it...instead of trying to initiate us watching it together.

I watch it on my cell phone.

OMG, you're disgusting!

Just kidding, really though. I do the same thing. ONLY when he's not home. And I won't tell him I do it. I immediately delete the history on my phone. We've watched it together, but it was just eh.

rachael_c26 · February 2013

Anytime I hear Chris Brown's Look At Me Now, I try my hand at Busta's rap...

This morning I tried thrice.

katielynn01 · February 2013

rachael_c26:
Anytime I hear Chris Brown's Look At Me Now, I try my hand at Busta's rap...

This morning I tried thrice.

Not to keep quoting you like a weirdo, but I totally got that down. I had to look up a few things, but I rap that part like a true OG.

ExcitedMum2B · February 2013

Another non-regular leg shaver here. I shaved on Thursday I think that was the first time in 5 weeks. I am better in the summer because it's hot and I want to wear skirts, but any other time of year I'm as hairy as a gorilla.

rachael_c26 · February 2013

rdmitten:
I'm 30yo and I pick my nose. Not in public though.

Must be a Rachael thing. My philosophy: I don't eat them, so it's okay. But seriously, I have ear problems, so blowing my knows hurts like H-E- Double Hockey Sticks so picking the boogers out is, IMO, my only option.

What I find more embarassing is how interested I am in one if it's big. I'm the same way when I burn (rarely) and I'm peeling and I'm peeling off skin and a big ol' piece comes off.

Wanna go fall asleep in the sun with me?

LovinLife0710 · February 2013

Oh! I have another one! I totally wrote half a musical in college about the pizza place I worked at. I even made up some songs. Also, the goal at the end was for my boss to turn into a giant pizza monster that we all destroyed using our cooking and baking utensils (which of course was what my entire closing shift decided needed to happen in said musical). I had ballet, opera, rapping, and a sword fight. Yep..... Stick out tongue

SurpriseAt39 · February 2013

Just wanted to say I gave up porn many years ago. It just wasn't doing anything for me. Glad there are still ladies around enjoying it

Really though, apparently I got pregnant on my first date with hubby. (realized 10 days later when I started throwing up). After our first date we have only spent the night apart when I had to go away on business. (I met him 3 years ago but we were both in relationships at the time)

Also, MIL keeps joking that's how it happened, but she doesn't BELIEVE that's how it happened.

joliebebe · February 2013

I wish I could play, but BD still stalks me here.. Indifferent

CandaceLeigh · February 2013

joliebebe:
I wish I could play, but BD still stalks me here.. [:]

Super creeper!

zmoss · February 2013

This!

Sometimes I watch porn. Embarrassed It was way worse when I was pregnant. My H was convinced that too much sex was too cray-cray for the baby (as if we were like in a sex swing--please!) and I was like craving it all the time.

I never thought to watch it on my phone--would've been better than sneaking laptop into bed.

We used to watch it together, and shop for stuff together but now we live in BFE and I'm thinking the closest shop is like 1 hr away. Lame.

Also in the same vein, another one of my guilty pleasures is the movie Showgirls. Yep. The lame super campy movie staring Jessie Spano of Saved by the Bell as a girl just trying to make it big in Sin City. No idea why, but if its on TV I MUST WATCH.

Other confessions: I totally eat about 1 package of Oreo's a week (if not more). Guess I'll be holding on to this baby weight for--oh another year or so.

And....I Love to Kareoke. As in LOVE it. Like dance and act like I'm a rockstar love to do it.

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