One of Paul's daycare friends had a birthday today. The mom brought in gift bags stuffed with candy, a paddle ball, and a whistle. So he's high on sugar, giving himself black eyes with the paddle ball, and blowing the whistle. And DH is working late and we're out of alcohol.
Why would you give two year olds whistles?! Why?
Anyone want a mostly housebroken two year old boy? He rarely bites and is cute.
Re: Oh dear lord, someone hates me
Girl, bring him on by.
You need a break today.
(I also have booze.)
All this. Sorry.
I'm cracking up at this point. At some point you just have to throw your hands up and join in the madness.
x100
Lots of steroid cream means I'm itchy but no longer crazed. It's a lot better. I apparently have eczema.
An acquaintance of mine bought goldfish for all kids to take home from her son's second birthday. She made everyone take one, whether they wanted to or not. Every single fish died by the next morning. Some people just don't think things through, or they do and decide to just be asssholes.
That makes me sad. Poor fish!
I would prefer a whistle to this!!
MIL gave Ike a wooden cup and ball toy at 20ish months.
Yeah ow no.
Melissa and Doug are not all they are cracked up to be.