You know it's great sex when ______

mama&baby · January 2013

(Fill in the blank)

your bed is on the opposite side of the room by the time you're done ;-)

Oh and I don't think my DH will mind this post...in fact he may be proud of it

teresakay78 · January 2013

you loose track of how many orgasms you had

mama&baby · January 2013

shecodes:
1. The "aftershocks" continue for 15 min
2. Your next door neighbor high fives your husband when he walks to the car the next morning
Embarrassing, but true.

I would die.... but that is some funny shiit

LadyA0930 · January 2013

when you're bedroom windows are fogged over

Pinkypumpkin313 · January 2013

HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.And my bun has been moved to the side of my head :nbsp;

This! Lol.

runningpenguin · January 2013

The dogs end up on the floor.

Tamma254 · January 2013

You can't even move for a good 10-15 minutes.

mama&baby · January 2013

runningpenguin:
The dogs end up on the floor.

LOL I would love to put our dog out of the room when we do it, but she would probably lose her shiit. I try to push her off the bed and she pretty much just keeps jumping from the bed to the floor and back... she thinks DH is hurting me. It would be funny if it wasn't so freaking annoying!

krdesi · January 2013

You break TWO beds!

KylieCamp13 · January 2013

Pinkypumpkin313:
HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.And my bun has been moved to the side of my head :nbsp;
This! Lol.

Yes YUP.

beachcomberbride · January 2013

You break an office desk

mama&baby · January 2013

krdesi:
You break TWO beds!

Does it count if you break the same bed two times? If so- right there with ya!

danielledee89 · January 2013

Can't feel your legs and your toes are tingling.

Then you both pass out.

Shortie24 · January 2013

HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.

I agree with this! Not good when you have to drive a stick shift either!

danielledee89 · January 2013

Shortie24:
HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.
I agree with this! Not good when you have to drive a stick shift either!

Or when people knock on your door. Usually my parents, they live next door, and you have to try to walk to the door and look normal and they give you a look. My mom always knows whats up.

Jellyfish42 · January 2013

anamouse:
You break the bedframe. True story.

We've done this 3x, actually. :P

krdesi · January 2013

mama&baby:
krdesi:
You break TWO beds!
Does it count if you break the same bed two times? If so- right there with ya!

Haha sure that counts! We were in a room that had 4 beds in it...so when the first one broke, we moved to the next one and couldn't believe that one broke too! But after laughing so hard, we pushed through it on the second broken bed before moving to another one to sleep on! haha

kimzylynn12 · January 2013

A decent sized picture frame falls on your head and you keep going.

vpine · January 2013

You lose your voice and your vagina is numb....yup, numb!

bdipaolo86 · January 2013

When you broke the couch...

lrosy13 · January 2013

When you go to stand up and you literally fall down because your legs are so weak.

coopsbaby · February 2013

the bookcase falls down on your head and you get a concussion. Oh wait, that kind of sucked. And hurt like heck!

And yep, mark us down for one bedframe too. We were so glad it was before we moved in together and we were at his apartment. My kiddos would not have been amused!

MrsMcGinnis89 · February 2013

Honestly, I know it's good when I am physically worn out and fall into amazing sleep ^_^

bumpuser1282882 · February 2013

Tamma254:
You can't even move for a good 10-15 minutes.

This. Or form coherent sentences whatsoever.

Welshgirl12 · February 2013

You can't move your legs for a good while.

Also I'm in the camp of breaking a bed frame. Unfortunately hubbys grandparents were downstairs and later asked what on wary happened...we made something up but I think Grandma knew ;

spacepotatoes · February 2013

bbg676:
Wow... I feel like I'm missing out on something.

Yeah! DH and I are totally doing it wrong.

I have had a few sessions where my legs were jello afterward but that is because DH lasts so much longer when I'm on top that my thighs are exhausted, not because it's so superfantastic.

KenziK · February 2013

krptcmschfmkr128:
When it still hurts to walk the next day... I think I need a message. Or to take up yoga again. Lol

This, basically every single time. It's gotten to the point where I'm annoyed with it and wish my lady parts would stop being such a baby and suck it up! And I second the aftershocks comment, where you just lay there feeling everything contract for a few minutes after everything is done.

ellaef1984 · February 2013

MrsMcGinnis89:
Honestly, I know it's good when I am physically worn out and fall into amazing sleep ^_^

Ditto.

bunnya · February 2013

When you walk funny for the next 24 hours.

YellowBag · February 2013

you are not only incapable of forming a coherent sentence, but every attempt results in giggling and blushing.

EmeJay · February 2013

mama&baby:
runningpenguin:
The dogs end up on the floor.
LOL I would love to put our dog out of the room when we do it, but she would probably lose her shiit. I try to push her off the bed and she pretty much just keeps jumping from the bed to the floor and back... she thinks DH is hurting me. It would be funny if it wasn't so freaking annoying!

My dog likes to cuddle when we're having sex Indifferent So to answer the question: It's great when the dog leaves the room :P

Stephanie2167 · February 2013

Rug burn.

kamirault7 · February 2013

When your ears ring after orgasm...anyone else?

LiebeMama · February 2013

1. Break a bed frame

2. Stop counting orgasms

3. Cooch gets swollen

4. Numbness.

heather51983 · February 2013

Pinkypumpkin313:
HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.And my bun has been moved to the side of my head :nbsp;
This! Lol.

I agree!

mdr619 · February 2013

I fall asleep (pass out?). Oh and I usually am extremely thirsty after a great BD session!

*Mrs*Rohrbaugh* · February 2013

Shortie24:
HatchetFace:
You walk to the bathroom and your legs are like jello.
I agree with this! Not good when you have to drive a stick shift either!

This!! :

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