Awkward moments/WTF Thursday

andyyougoonie · January 2013

My mom taught my daughter that her belly button is called her "ding dong". She now pulls her shirt up and says "look at my ding dong!"

WTF mom.

Hesterlicious · January 2013

Your mom is weird.

I just wanted to make a your mom joke.

[Deleted User] · January 2013

Hesterlicious:
Your mom is weird.
I just wanted to make a your mom joke.

I made a "your mom" joke last night to P. And then it sunk it that I burned myself. Oh. DH & I laughed at it, but ouch.

nikip6454 · January 2013

That is hilarious.

My DD notice my growing stomach and I told her it was a baby. She now points at my sister's stomach and says "baby?" My sister has gain a bit of weight recently and is not pleased.

Hesterlicious · January 2013

sofamonkey:
Hesterlicious:
Your mom is weird.
I just wanted to make a your mom joke.
I made a "your mom" joke last night to P. And then it sunk it that I burned myself. Oh. DH & I laughed at it, but ouch.

That is awesome.

I make them to Ike sometimes but I realize what I am doing.

DH doesn't like it when I make them to him.

andyyougoonie · January 2013

Hesterlicious:

Your mom is weird.

I just wanted to make a your mom joke.

She totally is! Why would you call a belly button a ding dong? Why???

lildevil968 · January 2013

Last night we where at Target in the toy aisle, and DS yells at the top of his lungs "look mommy, butt ears". He was pointing at Buzz Lightyear. I died laughing, but other people didn't think it was so funny.

Hesterlicious · January 2013

My kid refuses to wear clothes today. I have goose bumps since it's so cold in here. He is prancing around at high speed now. I bet it is to keep warm . WTF little weirdo.

andyyougoonie · January 2013

lildevil968:
Last night we where at Target in the toy aisle, and DS yells at the top of his lungs "look mommy, butt ears". He was pointing at Buzz Lightyear. I died laughing, but other people didn't think it was so funny.

lol! That's cute! DD loves Buzz Lightyear, but she can not get his catchphrase right to save her life. She always asks me what he says, I tell her "To infinity and beyond!" and she says "To infinity ON THROUGH!" lol. WTF, kid? Totally not what I said!

andyyougoonie · January 2013

mooshagirl:
I had a meeting with a client last week. When I got home that night, I had a private Facebook message from him thanking me for meeting with him and also telling me I looked really nice that day. WTF? Creepy.

That sounds like he was hitting on you! Very inappropriate.

Helenahhandbasket · January 2013

I have never heard a belly button referred to as a ding dong.

I have an awkward moment to share.

I was talking to one of my buyers on the phone earlier today (I work for a wholesale footwear company), but I was only half listening to what they were saying-- I was thinking about how I had to call DH to ask him something. I guess since DH was on my mind, instead of saying "bye" as we were getting off the phone I said "love you" Embarrassed

I am sure my buyer was like WTF?

EVA116 · January 2013

This past weekend I took DD out for a "mommy and me" lunch date. We got pancakes cause someone (DD) insisted.

Anyways, our waiter was very obese. His belly was very large. Every time he came over to our table DD would push on his belly and giggle and then say "Hi."

I was mortified but I didn't bring attention to it cause I thought it would make it worse.

Did I do the right thing? It happened three times.

seahorse102410 · January 2013

Helenahhandbasket:

I was talking to one of my buyers on the phone earlier today (I work for a wholesale footwear company), but I was only half listening to what they were saying-- I was thinking about how I had to call DH to ask him something. I guess since DH was on my mind, instead of saying "bye" as we were getting off the phone I said "love you"

I am sure my buyer was like WTF?

I did this to my boss once. We've worked together for 10 years and I have NEVER brought it up because it still embarrasses me!

Helenahhandbasket · January 2013

HilarityEnsued:
Helenahhandbasket:
I have never heard a belly button referred to as a ding dong.
I have an awkward moment to share.
I was talking to one of my buyers on the phone earlier today (I work for a wholesale footwear company), but I was only half listening to what they were saying-- I was thinking about how I had to call DH to ask him something. I guess since DH was on my mind, instead of saying "bye" as we were getting off the phone I said "love you"
I am sure my buyer was like WTF?

bahahahahah. I did this with a client once. I was so mortified. But that is hilarious.

LOL! Yeah-- I guess it happens right? At least I gave this person a funny story to share with her co-workers.

shannonmur · January 2013

This just happened:

One of the guys I work with sent me a giant pile of paperwork last week. He just called me and said "did you get my big package?" I turned into a 12 year old boy and started giggling uncontrollably. I could not get it together and just hung up on him. He called me back like 10 minutes later complaining about ATT crappy cell service dropping our call. I should be fired.

RondackHiker · January 2013

DS watched me change the other day before we went to the playground. We've discussed that boys and girls look different before, and I guess he remembered that.

He walked up to a little girl at the playground and asked if she had a "silly bagina penis like mommy".

This is why I don't make mommy friends.

Helenahhandbasket · January 2013

shannonmur:
This just happened: One of the guys I work with sent me a giant pile of paperwork last week. He just called me and said "did you get my big package?" I turned into a 12 year old boy and started giggling uncontrollably. I could not get it together and just hung up on him. He called me back like 10 minutes later complaining about ATT crappy cell service dropping our call. I should be fired.

Honestly, I think I might have laughed too.

LuckyDad · January 2013

sofamonkey:
Hesterlicious:
Your mom is weird.
I just wanted to make a your mom joke.
I made a "your mom" joke last night to P. And then it sunk it that I burned myself. Oh. DH & I laughed at it, but ouch.

My favorite Yo mama joke that I *think* I came up with all by myself goes like this:

Yo mama so dumb, she calls you a sonofabeeeetch!

ASmallWonder · January 2013

andyyougoonie:
lildevil968:
Last night we where at Target in the toy aisle, and DS yells at the top of his lungs "look mommy, butt ears". He was pointing at Buzz Lightyear. I died laughing, but other people didn't think it was so funny.

lol! That's cute! DD loves Buzz Lightyear, but she can not get his catchphrase right to save her life. She always asks me what he says, I tell her "To infinity and beyond!" and she says "To infinity ON THROUGH!" lol. WTF, kid? Totally not what I said!

LOL My son thinks it's "To finity and yond!" He also smooshes together the Woody quotes into "Reach for the sky my boot!" Instead of reach for the sky and there's a snake in my boot

Glitter Pop · January 2013

RondackHiker:
DS watched me change the other day before we went to the playground. We've discussed that boys and girls look different before, and I guess he remembered that. He walked up to a little girl at the playground and asked if she had a "silly bagina penis like mommy". This is why I don't make mommy friends.

thats hilarious!

Mrs.adambabycakes · January 2013

My H, my mom and I were riding in the car together. Somehow the conversation turned to bides(sp?) I think because H was talking about being in Japan and they had one in the hotel room or something. Anyway, mom said something like: "Those are used to wash the sex off". 0_0 Most awkward car ride ever.

LuckyDad · January 2013

Mrs.adambabycakes:
My H, my mom and I were riding in the car together. Somehow the conversation turned to bides(sp?) I think because H was talking about being in Japan and they had one in the hotel room or something. Anyway, mom said something like: "Those are used to wash the sex off". 0_0 Most awkward car ride ever.

I wish we had a bidet. I always assumed they were for rinsing after a poo/ladypee. But apparently before/after sex is the main intended purpose. Thanks wikipedia!

CinemaGoddess · January 2013

Mrs.adambabycakes:
My H, my mom and I were riding in the car together. Somehow the conversation turned to bides(sp?) I think because H was talking about being in Japan and they had one in the hotel room or something. Anyway, mom said something like: "Those are used to wash the sex off". 0_0 Most awkward car ride ever.

I'm laughing so hard at this.

Mrs.adambabycakes · January 2013

LuckyDad:
Mrs.adambabycakes:
My H, my mom and I were riding in the car together. Somehow the conversation turned to bides(sp?) I think because H was talking about being in Japan and they had one in the hotel room or something. Anyway, mom said something like: "Those are used to wash the sex off". 0_0 Most awkward car ride ever.
I wish we had a bidet. I always assumed they were for rinsing after a poo/ladypee. But apparently before/after sex is the main intended purpose. Thanks wikipedia!

I guess my mother is just chock full of knowledge!

thisplaceisstupid · January 2013

andyyougoonie:
My mom taught my daughter that her belly button is called her "ding dong". She now pulls her shirt up and says "look at my ding dong!"

WTF mom.

lololol

thisplaceisstupid · January 2013

i have stopped saying 'your mom' b/c the past two times i have its been to friends whose mothers have died. ugh.

missyishere · January 2013

AshPal61:
Also, my mom is the queen of awkward/inappropriate.
One day while eating Chinese food, someone commented that they don't eat the little mushrooms because they look like penises peni?
Anyway, my mom held one up in front of her mouth and did something with her tongue that I really wish I could forget.

That sounds exactly like something my mom would have done. Did you see my pics of her d!ck chainy necklace. Yes, his name is misspelled on purpose. Oh, and my mom had a collection of random falic appearing objects, like mushroom salt and pepper shakers resembling peen.

andyyougoonie · January 2013

Mrs.adambabycakes:
My H, my mom and I were riding in the car together. Somehow the conversation turned to bides(sp?) I think because H was talking about being in Japan and they had one in the hotel room or something. Anyway, mom said something like: "Those are used to wash the sex off". 0_0 Most awkward car ride ever.

My grandmother had a bidet installed in her new bathroom when she added on to her house. They used it to wash the dog. lol

andyyougoonie · January 2013

thisplaceisstupid:
i have stopped saying 'your mom' b/c the past two times i have its been to friends whose mothers have died. ugh.

Verrrry awkward.

My mom is alive and well (and teaching my daughter super awkward things) so I don't mind "your mom" jokes.

missyishere · January 2013

AshPal61:
missyleaferg:
AshPal61:
Also, my mom is the queen of awkward/inappropriate. One day while eating Chinese food, someone commented that they don't eat the little mushrooms because they look like penises peni? Anyway, my mom held one up in front of her mouth and did something with her tongue that I really wish I could forget.
That sounds exactly like something my mom would have done. Did you see my pics of her d!ck chainy necklace. Yes, his name is misspelled on purpose. Oh, and my mom had a collection of random falic appearing objects, like mushroom salt and pepper shakers resembling peen.

No, I missed that!

I can't remember the thread, but it was on a Saturday night around 2 weeks or so ago. I'm on mobile or else I'd attempt a link.

Meeshe · February 2013

Really, no one ever calls their kid's bellybutton a "ding-dong" or a "doorbell?" I'm seriously shocked by this.

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