(who is up for a little fun?) You know that you are big when:

kellopes · January 2013

rolling is your best if not only option out of bed...

EMCK98 · January 2013

When your 9 year old son has to tie your shoes, because you feel like your going to pass out!

topchef33 · January 2013

EMCK98:
When your 9 year old son has to tie your shoes, because you feel like your going to pass out!

haha I always have H put my shoes on...and most of the time my socks.

I also roll out of bed

beanersmommy · January 2013

your principal says, "When you were presenting on stage I thought maybe the sweater made your belly look more...out there. However, seeing you today...it's really just the belly!"

IncogNeato · January 2013

When you drop something and accept that it will be on the floor until you give birth or someone else picks it up, because bending over isn't worth it.

kelly321 · January 2013

When you rival a contortionist act just to put your socks on in the morning.

DerbyBaby205 · January 2013

when people are genuinely surprised to see you at scheduled events - they think surely she has had that kid by now! 3 more weeks people! back off!

haha

ljburrelli · January 2013

When your DH comes home from work gives you a kiss and instinctually bends over to take your socks off for you...every night like clock work!!

teralane · January 2013

People keep asking if I am sure that I am not having twins! Anymore I just laugh it off. Also, I too roll out of bed and out of my vehicle and off the sofa, you get my drift-

topchef33 · January 2013

IncogNeato:
When you drop something and accept that it will be on the floor until you give birth or someone else picks it up, because bending over isn't worth it.

LOL! we used to have one of those handheld grabber things and I told H that we shouldn't have gotten rid of it b/c it definitely would have made things easier!

JJ3813 · January 2013

When you've actually considered buying one of those lifting recliners that they make for old people...

I am ashamed to admit...I googled them.

EMCK98 · January 2013

JJ3813:
When you've actually considered buying one of those lifting recliners that they make for old people...I am ashamed to admit...I googled them. nbsp;

OMG!!! LOL! Too funny!

topchef33 · January 2013

When you sit straight up in a restaurant booth and you start to feel like your oxygen is getting cut off.

When trimming/painting your toenails is comparable to running a marathon. You're so out of breath and light headed at the end of it all.

When you feel like you're going to break the toilet every time you sit down...even when you use the side of the tub to help lower yourself down.

adamsabigail14 · January 2013

JJ3813:
When you've actually considered buying one of those lifting recliners that they make for old people...I am ashamed to admit...I googled them. nbsp;

I'll admit to going to visit my grandma just so I can sit in hers thus making her sit on the couch. yes I feel terribly guilty but she's a young one anyways and loves to spoil me.

schwabmomma · January 2013

You have to take off one leg of your pants just to wipe your butt properly. It's sad.

PrplMonky5 · January 2013

When you eat more than your husband in one sitting.

wifeofadam · January 2013

schwabmomma:
You have to take off one leg of your pants just to wipe your butt properly. It's sad.

Here lies adamwife.

/dead

GeeksWithSqueaks · January 2013

When your doctor refuses to let you lift yourself up from laying down and insists you're going to hurt your back, so she gives you a hand up XD

lc&jw · January 2013

kellopes:
rolling is your best if not only option out of bed...

Right there with you!

-People openly stare at you anytime you're out in public

- You feel like a weeble wobble if you try to sit up in bed

- Peeing in a cup at the doctors office is no longer possible

- Your back hurts when washing dishes because your belly prevents you from standing close to the sink

SunshineMuffin · January 2013

You've mastered the art of using your toes to pick up objects which have fallen on the floor.

topchef33 · January 2013

lc&jw:
kellopes:
rolling is your best if not only option out of bed...
Right there with you!
-People openly stare at you anytime you're out in public
- You feel like a weeble wobble if you try to sit up in bed
- Peeing in a cup at the doctors office is no longer possible
- Your back hurts when washing dishes because your belly prevents you from standing close to the sink

yes, yes and yes. I hate having to pee in a cup at the dr.

DachsieMama123 · January 2013

You get your eyebrows waxed and getting up from the waxing table is the hardest thing you have ever, ever done.

The hostess at the nice restaurant where you're having lunch looks at you with a mixture of admiration and pure terror, and voluntarily waives her "no seating guests before the entire party has arrived" rule just to get you out of the waiting area.

newmompeanut · January 2013

IncogNeato:
When you drop something and accept that it will be on the floor until you give birth or someone else picks it up, because bending over isn't worth it.

This. My kit kat wrapper missed the garbage. It's still on the floor!

sararn2004 · January 2013

IncogNeato:
When you drop something and accept that it will be on the floor until you give birth or someone else picks it up, because bending over isn't worth it.

Ha ha, this has happened so many times. While I was still working, sometimes if I dropped something that I didn't really need, I'd just kick it over next to the trash and say, "yeah, that'll get in the trash eventually."

And just a few days ago I dropped my change from the store and most of it dropped under a store display. I didn't even try to get it, I just looked and said " well, that's gone forever," and kept walking.

sheffieldbeccca · January 2013

When your H has a chuckle and says it was sweet of you to try and clean up for him on his return home... But it looks like you took a weed-wacker to you whoo ha because you cannot see anywhere above mod thigh! Lol

eriannc22 · January 2013

...it takes special effort not to hit your belly when you close the door of a bathroom stall.

...even your husband's shirts barely cover your belly.

...people ask you how many babies are in there.

...you keep dropping food on yourself because you can't sit close enough to the table to eat over your plate.

...you find the food later in your hair and eat it.

sararn2004 · January 2013

eriannc22:
...you find the food later in your hair and eat it.

Hubby and I just laughed at this one

sararn2004 · January 2013

eriannc22:
...you find the food later in your hair and eat it.

Hubby and I just laughed at this one

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